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| Does rice make you short? I'm kind of short, Chinese people are short, and we both eat alot of rice. -Jessica- |
| The other day me and Marisa were ghost hunting. Well we decided to take pictures at a Lagoon that is said to be haunted. Noticing in previous pictures that we had taken a while back ago, no ghostly images seemed to be coming out. All we saw were just mist on the trees, so we decided to provoke. We passed by the lagoon slowly with some heavy alternative music super loud. Then we parked and Marisa got out of the car and threw a half used package of cigarettes over the bridge. We took off, and kept passing by hoping to at least see something so we can take the little shit a picture. Then we stopped again, and listened. I had turned off the radio, and Marisa was using a spy ear thing that magnifies noises. We were sitting there, and then all of a sudden I hear grunting noises in the back seat. I looked at the knob on the radio, and then looked to the back seat in my rear view mirror. The noise seemed to be coming from my speaker but the radio was off. Then the noises started getting extremely loud, and then my friend heard someone running in the woods. I guess at that moment we decided to leave, so we left, and then I couldn't stop laughing because it amused me. -Jessica- |
| At where I use to work at, there was this lady named Mary Lou. I will not give away here last name, but it rhymes too. Well anyways one day she was wearing a red, white, and blue shirt. So I decided to say, "Mary Lou your shirt is red, white, and blue, look at your shoe, do you know that girl named Sue?" She kind of got upset, but oh well. As I was leaving I decided to sing the Monkey peed on you song to her. She got more pissed off. Well I'm pissed off because she critized me on my parking, so I told her if she wanted to race me. She has a firebird, and I have a Dodge Stratus, but my Dodge picks up pretty good. Another worker there, she's old enough to be my grandma, was all like, "Where are you all gonna race at? I want to see the race." So I thought that was bad ass, but Mary Lou never raced me. What are you chicken Mary Lou? Because I'm waiting for you. -Jessica- |
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