Don't wanna go to college?  Get screwed over by me instead!
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One of those stupid homeless people with a squeegy tried to wash my windshield for me today.  He did the worst job I've ever seen in my life.  I think I know why you're homeless pal, cause your a fucking moron.  I yelled at him for dirtying my window and drove away without paying.  How hard can it be, how fucking hard can it be.  Even pimply face stupid ass teenagers can get jobs working at Mcdonalds while putting themselves through college and survive.  "Hey we don't choose to be here."  BOO FUCKING HOO.  Excuse me for actually working hard and having some money.  And if you don't want to, that's fine with me, just don't try to do a half assed job of washing my car and expect me to pay for it.  Jesus, i seriously think there's a job for these people in the janitorial profession.  The only thing these people are good for, is good old fashioned fun.  When they ask me for money somewhere on the sidewalk downtown, i tell them, "sure, just get down on all 4's and kiss my feet."  After they're done that, i kick them in the face.  It's hard to teach people what you've learned in life.  But at least I'm trying, one lazy ass homeless person at a time.
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