"I hate tomatoes!" Oh, suck it up. Sisto People who pick through their food and pick out crap they don't like are stupid. They'll rummage through their burger to pick out tomatoes or pickles or onions or meat because they don't like them. (If someone ever picks out the meat from a burger, punch them) If they weren't such assholes, they would have told the guy making their crappy burger, "listen idiot, if you put [insert undesired food here] in my food, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you!" But they don't because they're morons. Whenever I see someone picking out tomatoes from a salad or a sandwich or anything, I always ask what the hell it is they're doing. They always say the same thing: "I'm taking the tomatoes out because I don't like them." Then why the hell did you get a salad with tomato in it in the first place? "Because my mom/wife/labourer/salad-maker made it like that" That's stupid. Tell them not to put tomatoes in it. That would save you the time of picking out tomato bits and save me from getting pissed off for about 2 minutes until I find something else to get pissed off at. If food's not made the way you like it, don't pick through it, throw it out and demand something better! Or, just suck it up and eat the damn tomato. What the hell's the problem? The only exception to this is celery. Celery is stupid. If there's celery in my food, I yell. I'll pay someone $500 if they make celery extinct. |