Confused about what to get someone for Christmas?

Sisto
First of all, you're an idiot. Second of all, don't get anyone anything. Buy yourself a deep fryer. There is nothing better than a deep fryer. Just think about it, deep fryers make crappy food taste good. For example: potatoes. Potatoes suck, plain and simple. Don't argue moron because you're wrong. Now, slice up a potato and toss it in a deep fryer. In 2 minutes you have great tasting food. This method of slicing up crap and throwing it in a deep fryer works with anything. Still Confused? Just take a look:
Back to the main page. Idiot.
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So there you have it. Instead of buying your kid another stupid pair of shoes or an education he'll just throw away because he's an idiot like you, buy yourself a deep fryer.