ST CUTHBERT'S FC
Player Details
Jamie Critchley
Jamie joined St Cuthbert's straight from the Sunday youth league where he played with Spirit of youth and also plays for Blackpool Sixth Form College team prior to this he played with Highfield High School and is currently a so called goalkeeper and has also been a stunt double for a center half. Jamie is 18 years old.
Lee Clayton
Lee is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with Spirit of youth and also played for Blackpool Sixth Form College team before dropping out to join the bailiffs squad of evictors, prior to this he played with Warbreck High School from where he was expelled for playing the fool nowadays he plays in goal. Lee is 17years old. Lee recently starred in Rock Quest with his band Jaydid and claims the inspiration in his musical career is Billy from Billy and the Rebel Rousers from the seventies
Darren Brown
Darren is slightly older at 23 years old and a former Blackpool Rangers player and more recently he played last season for The Vogue bar and is a natural left foot which comes in handy for a left back. Darren a keen pool player and golfer and plays snooker for St Cuthbert's.
Edward Jackson
Fast Eddie Jackson is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with South Shore Youth and also played for Highfied High School Eddie is 17years old.
Edward Clift
Eddie Clift is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with South Shore Youth and also played for Palantine High School Eddie is 17years old and currently works at Salthouses as a trainee joiner he can also be spotted most nights in Heaven and Hell proping up the bar .
Andrew Cooper
Andrew who is probably the richest team member and is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with Clifton Rangers where he had a serious injury that threatened his career that was mostly on the bench at Clifton. Andrew currently plays for Blackpool Sixth Form College team prior to this he played with Arnold the super snob school. Andrew is 17years old and will feature on this very website in a one to one interview with the manager via Vodaphone.
Daniel Robb
Daniel is the youngest member of the squad at only 16 years old and is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with Spirit of Youth and is currently with Wren Rovers and Blackpool Sixth Form College prior to this he played for Highfied High School
Daniel Yates
Daniel is the brainiest member of the squad and is a Schoolteacher at St Cuthbert's Primary School. Danny played with YMCA as a youngster and currently plays in the back four and has currently took his family numbers up to 4.
Carl Howarth
Carl who has been around for many, many years and has played at the highest level in the Sunday alliance. Carl who is Managing Director of Howarth's Construction Company. Carl is by far the second oldest member of the squad and is team captain which he displays with honour when he can find the armband
Ian Craddock
Ian is the newest team member and is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with Clifton Rangers. Ian currently plays for Squires Gate and Blackpool Sixth Form College team prior to this he played with Beacon Hill High School Ian is currently sidelined with a graze to his ankle and has been to the hospital 23 times for sympathy. Ian is 17years old.
Mark White
Mark who has also been around for many, many years and has played at the highest level in the Sunday alliance. Mark is Managing Director of Mark White Plastering Company. Mark is the third oldest member of the squad.
William Watt JNR
Will plays on the right hand side of midfield and graces the No.7 shirt. he plays for Squires Gate FC and is the son of the famous Billy Watt. Also known as The Complete Player!!
William Watt SNR
Superfast Billy Watt a product of the Glasgow Rangers School of excellence and is a natural born scorer. Billy who doubles as Manager was called on to assist in a recent clash with SEG where he starred in a brilliant second half one man show in which he not only scored but was awarded man of the match. Billy hopes to carry on playing to the same age as Carl Howarth and Mark White and is considering offers to be sponsored by Scott's Porridge oats and Bells Scottish whisky of which he has been known to participate in the supping of the same liquid gold on a few occasions. Billy is strong favourite for Player of the year, Players player of the year, Manager of the year, Sports personality of the year Clubman of the year and Goal of the year. Billy is ?? years old. Billy once fronted a band back in the seventies called Billy and the Rebel Rousers.
Scott Waters
Scott plays on the left hand side of midfield and was the clubs top goal scorer last season, but with the good comes the bad! He is arrogant, cocky and miserable! He was a product of Blackpool School of Excellence where he played from the age of 11. This season he is off the mark again and is one of the top goal scorers in the league, he can always be relied on to 'pop up' at the back post....Read Scott's exclusive interview in the Interview Section
Daniel Causer
Danny is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with South Shore Youth and Highfield High School. Nowadays Danny is training to be a Quantity Surveyor and works for Salthouses. Danny is 18 years old and his ambition in life was always to be taller than Scott Waters and he claims to have achieved this although Scott disputes this fact. Daniel is Club Captain.
Nigel Garnett
Nigel who is the second richest team member and is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with Clifton Rangers as a central midfielder. Nigel currently plays for Squires Gate and Blackpool Sixth Form College team prior to this he played with Collegiate. Nigel is 17years old and has been voted haircut of the year and most gel user of the decade a poll that was voted on by 1 Million users of the web. Dean Howarth came a close second
Lee Conway
Lee is another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with South Shore Youth. Lee played with Palatine High School and Blackpool Town Team. Lee currently plays with Squires Gate
Dean Howarth
Dean is the second most vote gel user and is currently sponsored by Kleenex tissue following his Oscar winning performance against Half way house in a recent cup match another product of the Sunday youth league where he played with Clifton Rangers as a central midfielder. Dean currently plays for Blackpool Sixth Form College team prior to this he played with Collegiate. Dean is 17years old .
Neil Turner
Neil was signed in pre-season on a free transfer from Trade Line Plastics. He has settled in well bagging 12 goals in 5 games. He is currently top goal scorer in div 4a.
Lee Morton
Lee plays central midfield and is a product of The Fleetwood Gym academy. He was signed from Premiership Fleetwood Freeport in pre-season and is has created a good partnership with Dean Howarth. He currently plays for Thornton Cleveleys FC in the West Lancashire League. Lee is 18 years old.
Wayne Taylor
Wayne was another pre-season singing after a good recommendation from St Cuthberts chief Mark White. Wayne plays central defence and has been a rock at the back so far this season and recently managed to bag his first goal of the season.
Ben Lavin
Ben plays right midfield and this season has been a regular in the reserves first 11. He was brought in by Jordan 'skipper' Black and Danny 'sub skipper' Causer. Ben is currently in the army where he comes home from at the weekend to play for St Cuthberts.
Jordan Black
Jordan was signed half way through last season from Trade Line Plastics and plays on the left wing. At the start of the season he was made captain of the reserve team, a responsibility which he has taken very seriously! He has scouted players around the globe and has brought 5 new players into the Club. Multitalented Jordan can also be found performing regularly for his new boy band Hair Demin who I'm told are the next big thing!!
Paul Aguilar
Agi was another player who signed at the beginning of the season. Agi has in the past played in goal for Fleetwood Freeport, Squires Gate and Blackpool Mechanics youth teams and is the one that got away! Following this, he decided that he was a center half and has made the switch. His aim is to give a penalty away every week and on that note so far so good. The pictures above show him at our presentation night last season where he turned up without having any connections to the club!!!
Anthony Boardman
Boardy was signed again in pre-season and is a central midfielder. He has bagged a few goals which has found him on the top goals corers list. He has played for Wren Rovers youth team and Spirt of Youth. Boardy has just turned 18 and is one of the youngest members of the squad.
Ian Graham
Ian the utility man of the squad, he can play anywhere on the park. He has played for both the Cuthberts and Cuthberts reserves this season and is another pre-season signing.