Tim Ferguson - Unreal Tv, Channel Ten
What do you most like about your self portrait (above)?
It looks like someone else.
Star Sign?
Scorpio
Chink in armour?
When they come at you, they'll come at those you love.
Strong Suit?
Thank you.
Republican or Monarchist?
Fabian Oligarchic Insurrectionist.
Best/Worst aspect of your first date?
Best was that she was a divine goddess, gifted in love. The worst was that she left when the bucks' party finished.
Favourite music/performer?
AC/DC and Wagner.
Favourite meal?
The curdled blood of my enemies.
Read a good book lately?
Hannibal by Thomas Harris. It's the funniest book in years. Ben Elton eat your heart out!
Greatest acheivement?
Avoiding disappointment.
Biggest disappointment?
Avoiding acheivement.
Most embarrassing moment?
1987-1999.
Are you passionate?
(see Star Sign).
Who do you most admire?
Wilbur Wilde. He is a thorough gentleman. Funny, wise and considerate.