Vital Signs

DAAS Terrible

The Box

The Pen Man

Sweet Transvestite

Corporate Culture

Interrogations

Snapshots

The Tripod Tribute

Doing It For Love

Don't Pigeonhole Me

Late Breaking Gossip

To Market, To Market

Toy-ture

Call Me Now

Message Bored


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SOAPBOX
New Weekly, 27th August, 2000

Tim Ferguson, host of Unreal Ads, 8pm, Thursday, Network Ten

Favourite TV snack food?
Jim Beam and nachos dipping sauce. And Jim Beam.

I always set the VCR for...
The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Sunday. Anything with an "S".

Who's got the best job in television?
The Wagga Wagga weather guy. I mean, who cares whether he's right or wrong? Talk about no pressure.

Who's the best-looking woman on TV?
Sandra Sully, definitely. She's sultry, sensual, knowing, commanding, and yet somehow innocent and childlike. And she's much smarter than me, which is as tantalising as it is inevitable. And that voice! Helloooooo...

Programme you never want to see on TV again?
DAAS Kapital. Whoever wrote it must be a bloody idiot. Seriously.