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Sunday Herald Sun, 26th October 1997
Firstly, that John Howard would one day become Prime Minister, because I could have taken a 20,000-1 bet with just about anybody and be sitting pretty today. Mind you, the thought never occurred to me because, like everybody else, I thought the idea was preposterous. I wish I had known that bra straps could be undone with one hand within 12 seconds, for obvious reasons, and that almost everything you eat is bad for you. Now I am terrified I'm going to die. I have been eating tomatoes since I was 12 and I read the other day that they kill. Killer tomatoes are out there.
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