Blonde Jokes

-What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? -"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" -Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? -Because it said "concentrate". -Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? -They are too hard to retrain. -What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? -A dope ring. -What's the definition of eternity? -4 blondes at a 4-way stop. -What do you call 5 blondes at the bottom of the ocean? -An air pocket. -What do you call a basement full of blondes? -A whine cellar. -Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? -"This Goes In Front" -What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? -"Oh look! Donut seeds!" -Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? -She threw away all the W's. -How do you drown a blonde? -Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.    A blonde was in dire need of money one day so she decided to kidnap a child. She went to the park and saw a little boy sitting alone. She went up to him and gave him a note that said "I have kidnapped your child. Put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it in the garbage bin in the front of the park at 10:00pm tonight or you will never see your child again. The Blonde" She sent him home with the note and went home to wait. She came back to the park at 10pm and found the bag with $10,000 and a note: "I can't believe a fellow blonde would do this to me."