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| "EMPLOYEE EVALUATION" |
UNKOWN AUTHOR Be sure to read through to the bottom... 1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 . hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 . thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 . breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 . classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be 11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13. executed as soon as possible. Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines. |
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