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| "WISDOM FROM SENIOR CITIZENS" |
| AUTHOR UNKOWN 1. I started with nothing. I still have most of it. 2. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. 3. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. 4. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. 5. If all is not lost, where is it? 6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 7. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. 8. The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging. 9. I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock. 10. It was so different before everything changed. 11. Nostalgia isn't what it use to be. 12 A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle. 13 I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few. 14. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a trip around the sun. 15. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees. 16. Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run (he hates that). 17. Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself). 18. When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess. 19. If you are living on the edge, make sure you are wearing your seatbelt. 20. There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead. 21. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. 22. A closed mouth gathers no feet. 23. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 24. Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere. 25. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. 26. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
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