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In the interest of fairness here is Chocoholic's version of the story...

Now my recollection of that night is quite similar to Joey’s, but he in fact left out a few details. This is my recollection of that night.

We were on the hunt for a new room and we ended up in Ultimate chat. Straightalker was with us and she entertained us for sometime checking out all the new images. Due to the fact that none of the other chatters have Joey’s or my fortitude, they started to fade and before you knew it, we were alone.

We continued chatting for about fifteen minutes, and Joey says he is receiving a url on his ICQ. He returned a few seconds later and said….you wont believe this one. He says I am gonna cut and paste it so you can see it. I often think of this as mistake number one. Sure enough a few seconds later there it was in all its glory. “Enlarge your penis 100%, safely and effectively”. You can only imagine my shock. I didn’t even have enough time to respond, when before I know it boin another chatter drops by. Of course all she sees is this cut and paste job Joey has just completed. She says oh dear, have I interrupted something? Joey says oh no boin everything is fine. He then asks me to tell boin what was going on. That was his second mistake. So I said well boin, Joey is thinking about a penis enlargement. What do you think? Boin didn’t know how to respond, and sort of stammered abit and was soon high tailing it out of the room. At this point Joey was, well I guess you could call it flustered. He then continued on to spit and sputter about the situation I had caused, and the more he prattled, the more I laughed. At this point Joey is now talking about what the url said. He then “said thank God I didn’t write in the url for boin to see”. I asked him what was that url Joey? He then writes on the screen www.bigpenis.com. That could be pointed out as mistake number three. Joey now again realizes what he has written on the screen could again be misconstrued. He is now I guess you could call it frantic, and asks me for my help to scroll all of this off the screen. Mistake number four. Now I have known Joey for sometime and had never seen this sort of panic before. And for some reason I was enjoying watching Joey panic. So I did what any self-respecting prankster would do. I threw him an anchor. I just sat and watched him squirm. At this point he was yelling scroll scroll help me!!!!!.

And of course you have to remember that the ultimate chat screen is quite abit bigger than the old Lycos screen, so it takes longer to scroll anything off the screen. Joey is now plastering large images of just about anything on the screen trying to cover up his indiscretion and all at the same time typing in help me scroll up! Just as the incriminating evidence was darn near off the screen, who should appear but lady, straight, caduceus and mares. I can’t begin to tell you how happy I was to see them. Of course I do admit to doing more than my fair share of laughing at this point. But who could blame me? And of course they were curious and wanted an explanation of what Joey had written and all those images he had tried to scroll to try and cover this up, and why did it say on the screen, help me scroll up! It was the polite thing for me to explain what had happened. Straight then pointed out to us she was the one that had innocently sent boin into the chat room to say hello to us. Visions of sending an innocent lamb to slaughter then danced in our heads.

Joey sees it as me repeating the story over and over, but that’s not how it was at all. Soon others heard about Joey’s unfortunate foot in the mouth incident, and asked to be told about it. How they heard about it is of course beyond me. I felt that in the interest of fairness and truthfulness I should tell them the story so they got all the facts. I might also point out that I did see boin later the next day and did try my best to set the record straight. I am not sure though she grasped my sincerity due to my continual fits of giggling and laughter. We see very little of boin anymore. I am guessing it may be because she just can’t look at Joey anymore without well, looking at Joey.

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