The Department of Subversive Behaviour
Deep in the heart of the Cheyenne Mountain complex of the SG-C, there is rumoured to exist an office so terrifying and so secretive that those who speak of it merely whisper the name.
The Department of Subversive beHaviour, or DOSH as it has been nicknamed, is not a command department. Therefore, its power is hidden, making it the ultimate malevolent, seeping force- one of unknown proportions. The officer who is charged with maintaining DOSH is known only as Vlad. Very little is known about her, although there are few in the team SG-5 who have not heard her blood-curdling war-cry: "I Am The Subversive One. So There"
From their small and dingy offices, she and her fellow members of DOSH, who comprise all ranks and abilities, plan their campaign of terror. Remaining loyal to the SG-5 and therefore also to the SG-C, they nevertheless create chaos in their wake. And they scorn those who sink beneath the qaves of subversiveness.
DOSH is however a depoartment of the Twenty-First Century, as can be seen by the fact it has a large database, frequently updated as new tactics come to light. This information is obtained and displayed for the entire SG-5 team...and you. So enter, if you dare.
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