curated by subverterus
last updated February 25, 2003
January 1995. 12 pages. 5 1/2" x 8 1/2".
front cover: by DVM
Actually the 2002 revised version, which DVM requested I post. He redrew two of the floating heads: the big-brained one in the upper-left corner, and the robot one below it.
page 2: "Breakfast with Seinfeld" by DVM
Collage of cut-out Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer dolls with alterations by DVM. Elaine holds a bloody Ginsu knife and Kramer's severed head. Includes an ad for an actual porno video, Hindfeld: "Big boobs bobble as she leads him to her backdoor."
pages 3-5: untitled collage by DVM
Clippings about homophobia, censorship, and Beavis and Butt-head. Includes a Dave Berg "Lighter Side" strip in which a mother asks "What in heck IS a fagot [sic] anyway??"
pages 6-7: "Cartoons I Drew When I Was 10 Years Old, for a Student Art Exhibit at the Local Mall, 1976" by DVM
Six cartoons. Highlight: a mustachioed father jackhammers a cake his daughter baked. For more of DVM's childhood art, see The Puppet Show.
pages 8-9: untitled cartoons by DVM
Altered old Charles M. Schulz cartoons about Christian teenagers. Blood, knives, a severed head, and a studded dildo. DVM's recent critique of this piece: "Eeeee-yuck."
pages 8-9: "At the Comedic Reeducation Camp" by DVM
Below the altered Schulz cartoons, but not in quality. Pol Pot-style treatment of stand-up comedians, improv members, ventriloquists, and morning deejays.
page 10: untitled strip by Bruno D. Nadalin
A guy with the face of a burn victim tells his problems to Mr. Frog: "My father makes me suck his cock, I've got no talent, I can't afford a Nintendo..."
pages 11-12: "The Nutrition Squad" by DVM
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