Pixel Stupor Mastheads 2001 written by David V. Matthews compiled by Subverterus I've listed the first appearance (more or less) of each masthead variant on DVM's website Pixel Stupor since the site's inception February 9, 2001.  These variants tend to stay up for weeks at a time.
		I would call myself intelligent and creatively talented compared to most of the residents in my rural-suburban Western PA county.  But how well would I compare to the highbrows and the artistes of a more cosmopolitan area, assuming I could unscrew-up my life enough to begin screwing up my life anew in a more sophisticated area? PIXEL STUPOR--bla bla bla from David V. Matthews For MATURE webheads only!  Kids and wimps, stay away! Last updated (well, here in the masthead, anyway) May 2, 2001 ___________________________________________________________________________________________ PIXEL STUPOR David V. Matthews' gift for you For MATURE webheads only!  Kids and wimps, stay away! Last updated May 14, 2001, by trained dolphins Copyright 2001 David V. Matthews ___________________________________________________________________________________________ David V. Matthews' PIXEL STUPOR For MATURE webheads only!  Kids and wimps, stay away! Last updated June 18, 2001, in a godless universe Copyright © 2001 by David V. Matthews ___________________________________________________________________________________________
	Beginning June 18, 2001, the masthead has stayed the same except for the following  "Last updated by..." revisions.  The same gag line tends to stay up over weeks of updates, with only the date changing.)
			Last updated July 22, 2001, by magical woodland creatures Last updated August 3, 2001, by Willie Aames fans Last updated August 7, 2001, by faith-based chimpanzees Last updated September 4, 2001, by that irrepressible rapscallion, "Boots" Harrigan Last updated September 25, 2001, sans any kicking of foreign ass Last updated October 8 [?], 2001, by the blame-America-first brigade Last updated November 2, 2001, by a searingly-passionate sitemeister Last updated November 11, 2001, by the proletariat triumphant! For MATURE humans only!  John Ashcroft, stay away!  [advisory changed November 28, 2001] Last updated December 11, 2001, by lusty Latin lesbian librarians Copyright 2001 by David V. Matthews, the ultimate trip [added December 19, 2001] home