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The Pixel Stupor masthead lines tend to stay up for weeks at a time, with only the "Last updated by...." date changing.
PIXEL STUPOR
Bail out now if you find even Bazooka Joe comics too intense!
Last updated February 1, 2002, for you, and you, and you, but not for you
Copyright © 2001, 2002 by David V. Matthews [the copyright notice from now on--subverterus]
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PIXEL STUPOR
Children shouldn't browse this site. Trust me.
Last updated February 28, 2002, for the spastic pedant in all of us.
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PIXEL STUPOR [the first two lines until further notice--subverterus]
"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans."--Bill Clinton, 3/1/93
Last updated April 10, 2002, without a Sponberg (whatever that is) [A Sponberg is a brand of vibrator.--subverterus]
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"The ironist is ironical not because he does not care, but because he cares too much."--Randolph Bourne [added April 23, 2002]
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"It is awfully hard work doing nothing."--Oscar Wilde
Last updated May 3, 2002, with an Anglophilic touch
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"Get some sleep and dream of rock 'n' roll."--Sammy Johns, from his immortal song "Chevy Van"
Last updated May 12, 2002, possibly right before Armageddon
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"He got the house, but I got the broccoli rabe."--one woman to another, in another New Yorker cartoon only millionaires can understand
Last updated June 5, 2002! Word to your mother!
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"Gasp! You mean the U.S. and Israel can do bad things sometimes?";--someone undergoing an overdue political enlightenment
Last updated June 17, 2002, by clinically-depressed nerdy gremlins
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"Would you like fries with that?"--Ann Coulter in an alternative, better universe
Last updated July 8, 2002, by Winthrop R. Sternwillow's evil twin Henley
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PIXEL STUPOR [the top two lines until further notice--subverterus]
"I would like to zero my heart, enter a silent house, and perform the gestures that will deliver me from all of the sameness."--Ben Marcus [who?--subverterus]
Last updated August 12, 2002, for MATURE carbon-based bipeds ONLY!
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"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again."--George W. Bush, 8/13/02
Last updated August 30, 2002, for MATURE malcontents only
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"You read the comics this morning? Garfield kicked Odie again! Hahahaha!"--the last person you dated, causing you to shudder in recognition over the questionable things you've liked.
Last updated September 26, 2002, for MATURE geeks only.
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"You said, Nobody loves me / And I said, Wanna bet?"--"The Night You Can't Remember" by the Magnetic Fields
Last updated October 14, 2002, for MATURE cuties only
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."--George W. Bush (CNN, December 18, 2000)
Last updated October 28, 2002, while it's still legal
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"Everybody's got a hold on hope / It's the last thing that's holding me."--Guided by Voices, "Hold on Hope"
Last updated December 2, 2002, for that beloved TV character, Lindsay Sloth
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"Intransigent on paper, in 'real life' we conform; yet we do not feel ourselves to be dishonest, for to us the real life is rustling paper and the mental life is flesh."--Mary McCarthy
Last updated December 17, 2002, for the insensitive and stupid everywhere
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