An open letter to every wanna

(I Don't Think You're Even Ready for This "Exclusive" HALO 2 Winning Information!)

"Here's How A 7-Year Old Panic Stricken Punk Now HUMILIATES Almost Any Halo2 Player On The Planet!"

"Put my methods to the test for the next 30-days. If, after you put my proven techniques to the test and try them for 30 full days, you find that you aren't at least TEN TIMES AS GOOD as you are right now, simply ask for a complete no-hassle refund...

I love Halo 2 so bad...Sometimes I wish I didn't even have to sleep so I could just play it 24 hours a day. But

Do you know what I really Love Most about HALO 2?... I love to Kick Peoples Asses Online...and not just a regular ass kicking either No No No...

If you haven't tried it online yet, then you have no idea about the real deal halo 2 experience.. But anyway, let me get to the reason for this letter.

I have to warn you this is the kind of information that can turn 'average, garden variety' Halo players, into Halo demons of death!!!

I kid you not..Now it all started when my 7-year-old little brother walked up to me, with his eyes all depressed with tears and said to me...

Well -- if you have little brothers, then you know what I'm talking about when I say they're just a pain in the ass. But you know how it is, you'd do anything to stop them crying you know? It kind of makes a big brother switch in you just click into action all of a sudden and you want to just beat their problem for them, even though they get on your nerves!

So you know, I figured, "What the hell... I'll show him a few cool tricks and he'll be happy... and I'll get him outta my hair".

He Instantly Turned Into a Halo2 Terminating Death Machine!
And... He Totally Embarrassed a Bunch of My Friends

This was just the other night, the looks on their faces was faces were classic! -- I had a bunch of my friends come over (2 guys didn't show-up) and we "system-linked" 4 XBoxes™ together... we had an 8 on 8 tournament.

I let my (irritating) little brother join-in. (I figured why not?... there were 16 openings and only 15 of us..."Besides that..." I thought, "He'll get hammered for one or two games and quit anyway").

I'll Be Damned...If He Didn't Totally SMASH
Each and Every One Of My Friends!

It was a little embarrassing at first, sure -- but I gotta admit -- there was a part of me that was damn proud! It was hilarious..

this little know-nothing shit-head kid had completely SCHOOLED AND OWNED every last one of my Halo2 friends... using just the 20-minutes worth of information I had shown him!

• "Maybe some of these strategies that I use to Kick Ass on HALO every day AREN'T as obvious as I think they are...?"

• "And maybe the way I think during the game ISN'T as obvious as I think it is...?"

I always have been good at computer games, I think it's in my blood because my dad works with computers for a living...But anyway let me stop chatting about myself and show you some proof, (I don't want you to start thinking I'm full of crap here;

Take a look at this screen-shot I took recently of my ranking over on the leaderboards at bungie.net: (I crossed out my Gamer Tag for privacy reasons... I don't want to get added to 50,000 guys' friend's list without even knowing them. Besides that, I've hidden my name for a very special reason -- which you'll find out about in just a minute... keep reading...)

As you can clearly see now, my "Rumble Pit" ranking is 20. Obviously, I hardly ever waste my time on "Head to Head"... too many cheaters and ego-frenzied morons there.

I spend most of my time playing "Team Slayer". My ranking on that is at 19. I used to play "Team Skirmish" a lot... but there are too many "Stand-by" cheaters in there any more. (In fact, they're responsible for taking me from a 19 to a 15 ranking -- I sure wish Bungie would do something about these asshole cheaters...)

My point in showing you my rankings is simply this: I don't claim to be "the best" Halo2 player on the planet.

There are a lot of guys better then me. These are the guys that don't have a life. They never have a date, go dancing... or LIVE in any way.

They eat, sleep, and breathe Halo2... and they play it night-and-day... almost non-stop... 24-hours-a-day. And they are absolutely crazy. I've seen guys who've got a 27 or 28 ranking in "Team Slayer"... and these guys are legit. (I've also seen cheaters ranking at 50... but that's just a joke).

Anyway... these guys are so good they even get ME pissed-off when I'm playing. They definitely DO NOT put my skills to shame, that's for sure... but they're damn good -- there's no doubt about it.

But getting them to give you the time of day is impossible -- let along convincing them to teach you what they know.

Anyway... once I saw my kid-brother practically OWN my friends (most of them have rankings of 17 or more...) I decided to make some videos teaching what I know. And then throw them up on the web and make them available to other Halo2 Gamers like you.

Now, when I first started making these videos -- I gotta be honest -- I was really surprised at all the little short-cuts, strategies, and tactics you can use to totally SCHOOL people on Halo2.

Turn the Tables on Just About Any LeaderBoard Halo2 Player and Kick His Ass Until He Cries!

It's remarkable but true...(Halo players are amongst the most dedicated players in the world! Some really cry over this stuff!)

I can't tell you how many times I've gone against guys who are 4 or 5 levels above me and just totally "owned" them. In fact...

Dozens of More Experienced, Higher
Ranked Halo2 Maniacs Quit and Run When
They See My Gamer Tag!

It happens to me all the time... I don't mind at all, these kinds of things make me feel good!

... please understand -- I'm not telling you this to brag. I just think you ought to know that I'm "for real" -- and that I know what I'm talking about here. Now... you don't get yourself into the top 300 players in the world by being a slouch, right?

If you're ready to take your game to the next level and learn just how the pros do it, then you'll be glad that I've produced FIVE of the ultimate Halo2 VIDEO strategy guides:

You really have to ask yourself what's important to you about becoming a Halo demon of death! Do you want people to fear your name all across the world when you come online... Do you want to be able to annihilate any of your friends, and make them desperately want to know your secret of how "You've become so good!"

It's totally up to you, if you practice hard for the next 3 years there's a good chance that you'll learn the skills I've revealed in these videos naturally. But...

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The Kick-Ass Methods
of a Halo2 Ninja Master"
Volumes One-Five: Overall Strategy

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Take a look at just some of what you'll discover from "The Kick-Ass Methods of a Halo2 Ninja Master":

· Discover all the best high-traffic killing hot-spots on each and every level!

· Watch "live" gaming footage of me schooling and owning dozens of players using these killing-hot-spots!

· You'll see how to get oodles and oodles of kills with the sword -- without EVER touching it! (This one will really surprise you!)

· See my favourite sniping points -- and how to use them to your full advantage no matter what game you're playing

Once you master the few simple principles I reveal on these five videos, your rank will shoot through the roof in no time flat.

And before long, everyone will be scared to death to play against you once they see how you outsmart them over and over again!

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Game After Game You'll Leave Your Opponents Wondering Why They Lost So Badly, Wondering What You Do Different That Makes You So-o-o Dang Good!

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Put my methods to the test for the next 30-days. If, after you put my proven techniques to the test and try them for 30 full days, you find that you aren't at least TEN TIMES AS GOOD as you are right now, simply ask for a complete no-hassle refund.

This $27 video crash-course is perfect for you if you want to know how to unfairly dominate over ANYONE you play.

These 5 Videos Shows You How to Kick Ass
Period...End of Story... Game Over!

In fact -- I've read all the strategy guides, dug-up all the "inside dirt" on the web I could find... and as it turns out...

The only reason I can say why you shouldn't buy these videos is because you might feel bad or guilty... that maybe watching these video's are a little unfair...If this is you then please do not try out these videos.

If you don't want to become a HALO ninja master in record time, and humiliate your frineds, please do not even try out these videos..,

BUT, if you have no worries about taking a short cut and being able to crush anyone you play against, trying out and watching these video's will be the best thing you've done all day...

"So If These Tips Are So Good Why Not Just Keep It To Yourself, Why Are You Giving Away Your Secrets?"

I'll tell you why; I'm willing to share these secrets for three very good reasons:

1. I need more challengers! I know it sounds funny -- but I want some serious challengers to come to the table who know what I know! It makes the game more challenging for me, and for everyone else.

2. I'm going to make some money selling videos like this. What better way to make a living than to spend your time doing something you love? And in my case, I get to do two things I loved: play Halo2, and producing professional-quality videos! (I've got a killer video and audio studio here at home...in fact, I just dumped $2300 dollars on a new dual-Pentium computer and Pinnacle Liquid software to "upgrade" for this project!)

3. And three... I'm flat-out sick and tired of people "cheating" to get their level.

It's so obvious to me when someone's cheated to get to where they're at -- because THEY SUCK... and I rampage all over them. Without their magic "standby" button on their cable modem (among other cheats) THEY WOULD STILL BE RANKED AT A WEENIE-LEVEL 3 or 4!!!

Needless to say... I absolutely HATE cheaters. And there's one thing for sure -- when you watch my videos, there will be...

The truth is, even though I practically "own" every opponent I go up against... I'm such a computer idiot I wouldn't even know how to apply a "hack" or "cheat"... I rely on skill, thinking ahead, and out-smarting my opponents at nearly every turn.

Once You Learn My Little-Known
Ninja-Like Secrets... You'll Start P-Owning Your Matches Like Mad!

Imagine how sweet it'll be to show all your online buddies your new, high rank. Imagine kicking ass over and over and over again.

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And during those games I'll coach all of you on everything I can about how to dominate at that game, on that level.

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Listen... if you don't watch "The Kick-Ass Methods of a Halo2 Ninja Master" videos -- what else are you going to do?

Are you going to keep struggling?... or worse... turn into a "cheater" to boost your rank?

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Or instant access to the amazing, cutting-edge information you need to school every last one of your opponents?

I don't know about you... but struggling at a game just doesn't sound like fun to me. And isn't that really what this is all about?... having fun while you dominate the competition?----(..."Go on..KICK ASS you know you want to!)

P.S. I'll tell you one thing ... if these embarrassingly simple Halo2 secrets don't instantly unleash the explosive ass-kicking power you need to own your opponents and catapult your ranking through the ceiling... then you should retire your x-Box for good. Or... stick to games like "Bruce Lee: Quest of the Dragon" or "Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter"... I'm afraid you just weren't cut-out for Halo2.

Remember... I absolutely guarantee you will become a BETTER Halo2 gamer once you watch these videos and put them into practice... just put my methods to the test for the next 30-days. And if, after you put my proven techniques to the test and try them for 30 full days, you find that you aren't at least TEN TIMES AS GOOD as you are right now, simply ask for a complete no-hassle refund.

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PLUS... you can add my Gamer Tag to your "Friends" list! BUT YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE FIRST 42 GAMERS TO ORDER FROM THIS LINK AND STAY ON PAST THE 30-DAY REFUND DATE! You won't regret this... I promise.

I've got another website you should know about... it costs $19.95 a month. But I want to give you a FREE month as a member of this "Competition Site".

Basically it's a private club where a bunch of kick-ass Halo2 players like me gather together, throw money into a pot, and have a competition or two each month to see who gets the money.

I just thought you might like to get "in" on this. It IS a private "invitation only" club... and it's way awesome because there are NO CHEATERS... and that means you'll be playing against "real players" who know what the hell they're doing.

If you want "in" on this... you need to act now -- I've promised all my buddies I'd limit the club to just 150 guys. And as you can imagine, I've got hundreds of people coming to this site every day...So...

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