Welcome aboard the Sue Destroyer

A note to the loyal fans of the
U.S.S. Sue Destroyer

A while back I logged onto Geocities and was informed that Geocities would be shutting down indefinitely, which put my ass in a nasty bind. As such, I have been doing most of my sporks and placing them on another place; they can be found through clicking this happy icon down here.

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As of October geocities will shut down and so will this site with it. Please bookmark the U.S.S. Sue Destroyer LiveJournal Community instead for that is what I will continue to update. Hopefully, I will also remember to put up the Ebony and other such older sporks on there. Until I find something as easy to use as geocities, I will continue to use my LJ community for this purpose.
--Captain Ehren--



	June 17, 2009 Updated Faith and finished her off. Forevercountry has a second story called "Can I Have This Dance?" that she demanded me and my crew read. It's pure canon rape. Have fun. June 02, 2009 I updated the Jesus!Sue and Twilight and added on a new crewmember, crewman Kay. May 29, 2009 I updated the Jesus!Sue. Hope ya'll enjoy. May 03, 2009 Okay, updating Twilight with DUN DUN DUUUUN Edward Cullen in doll form and chapter seven. I love ya'll that much. Also, I'm puting in a new story called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: my version by Forevercountry. And her godchild Jesus!Sue. Also. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND A SITE BUILDER FREE HOSTING PLACE LIKE GEOCITIES. GEOCITIES IS SHUTTING DOWN. T___T February 28, 2009 So I updated with a fic that.... quite frankly disturbs me. Check out the AVGN/Nostalgia Critic pairing fic. -.o February 07, 2009 Updated Twilight. Hope ya'll enjoy. February 06, 2009 Listening to Rush Limbaugh as I scan and compile this stuff. -.o I've finally reached the "sparkling" chapter where we see Edward for all his sparkly glory and I never thought it was possible but the writting has become a lot worse. Anyway, I'm updating the Twilight page so keep checking. February 04, 2009 Okay, so I've been slowly reading the book Twilight and puting in my own snide comments. It's about the only way I can read it. Just uploaded the end of Chapter One. It has to be the longest, most drawn out chapter of them all. -.o October 16, 2008 Been a while since I've written anything here! Well, I've put up a couple of new sections. One has feminazi crapola that I love to rip apart and the other is... dun dun dun! Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. Behold the shittiest writing I've ever had to witness aside from a few others. February 28, 2008 updated the Arthur fic. Go take a look! February 27, 2008 I have added a hall of fame. Read it. I have also added to the ritual sacrifices. August 13, 2007 Did a major overhaul on the suefics page. I hopefully made it easier to navigate. I'm also going to put up a page to show off my crew. I have two unseen members of the Sue Destroyer that point out bad fanfiction for me as well as one active member who is my Bosun. She's just contributed to the plank walking. Go check out the Alice section! Love! March 29, 2007 Made another sue walk the plank. It's the very first Narnia Sue we've had on our illustrious ship. Do have a look in the sacrifice room. Look for Sara Elizabeth Collins. MArch 28, 2007 Updated Desirea (Desirae and Desire) with chapter three. March 25, 2007 Updated with Desire or Desirea. (she writes it both way) She claims that the ghost of Erik the Phantom of the Opera is living in her room. March 21, 2007 I have successfully updated Sue Destroyer with yet another example for why fanfics should be a little better regulated. Look for Chrysie. March 12, 2007 Hello, everyone! I updated Sue Destroyer with a new sue. Anastasia Fleur Inoyarsha. Go look at her and laugh. February 24, 2007 okay, I got rid of the scrolling images because I can't see them anyway in my firefox browser. February 06, 2007 Oh man, I haven't updated in forever! I'm really sorry that I haven't but I haven't been in the mood to do any sporkings. =w=;; I'm really sorry! Maybe I really should open up the crew roster and let people do some of this for me and I just post it up. o.o anyway, thank you all for reviewing and enjoying everything I've done. I've not forgotten this place nor have I forgotten about the sues I so enjoy destroying. I will be back with more, so just be patient. thank you! August 27, 2006 added Chanel's story in the Sacrifices. "A Complicated Love Story" has been targetted. August 04, 2006 added again to the Ebony archive. August 02, 2006 added to the already too big archive of the infamous Ebony. Enjoy. June 17, 2006 put a few of the boys that have been Tarafied in Ebony. June 16, 2006 Ebony, Six, Eternity, and Crystal Raven have been updated. new sue has been made to walk the plank. Ashley. June 14, 2006 updated Enoby June 11, 2006 Burried an American Sue named Shaylee Shay Fontent. Go look. I also killed another chapter of Ebony. May 30, 2006 On June 2nd, I'll be in Houston for about a week. I won't have an internet connection, so don't try to email me unless you fully intend on not getting an answer right away. Also, I've updated the Suefics. Oriona and Tamara and Six. May 29, 2006 I have updated Siret and added Eternity and Crystal Raven. Beware. May 28, 2006 I have put up a new character named Siret Gryffindor. I am also concidering letting other join the crew, however, I don't know what I could offer, since this site was for me to put up my sporkings someplace where people could read them in line. If you have sugestions as to what you can do, email me. May 27, 2006 I have destroyed yet another chapter of My Immortal.