L.A.W.D.D.

Loser. Associated. With. Dorks. and Dwarves.

We own you!!

Rules and regulations:          (To be posted soon)

About our establishment

We were created  though great minds sitting around a confrence table over a pint (of Ben and Jerry's).  The strict rules we follow are only for the protection of all invloved.  We have a president (Moshell) A Vice President(Me), a head slut and a head B*tch.  Each of us are given a slut and a B*itch to do our bidding. All for the greater good of the people of course.

The band we support (and made):

Accidently Revolving Door Drums:Mobu Bass:Poopla Guitar: Man boobs Lead Vocals: Jessimaca "They've brought a new meaning to the word 'Shazaam' and we give it two tumbs up!" - The Washington Poster "Their awesome lyrics and stunningly good looks make the crowd swoon."-The New York Egg Times "Mo's so hot even we're jealous"- System of a Downer

Frequently asked Questions

Q: Is there any corruption in your government and why do your leaders always break thier own rules? A: These accusations are completly false.  That is all. Q: Do you really own the enitre world? A: We are larger than mircosoft. Most people don't know but by one way or another we control and blackmail (I mean pursuade..) almost every inividual spanning across the world excluding some parts of Duluth, MN USA and china(becuase they eat thier babies and we eat cheese).

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