OOPS...

I saw Britney the other day
With Christina Aguilara at the mall
I stuck my foot out, tripped her, ran away
Then they didn't look so cute at all

Bratney Spears
N'Suck
And the Fagstreet Boys
Are out of luck

I saw Justin Timberlake at the YMCA
With Nick Carter playing basketball
I ran out in front of him in mid-play
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Bratney Spears
N'Suck
And the Fagstreet Boys
Are out of luck

-November 20, 2000, by SilentSoldiette