EYC
(Express Yourself Clearly) (Errr....Express Yourself Cuearly)
What Sara thinks: OH MY GOD!! GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!! ::barfs all over her keyboard:: ARE THOSE MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHILDREN?????!!!!!
What Maria thinks: 3 ugly guys that are totally full of themselves, as for music its ok [1-10 it gets a 6 (well what I heard of it at the BSB concert anyway, considering I was in the 300's and had to hear over screaching)]
LFO
(Lyte Funkie Ones)
(Left to right: Rich, Devin, Brad)
What Sara thinks: These guys are another creation of Lou Pearlman..and they have yet to sue his ass. I like a couple of their songs, their new song "Every other time" is cute..I like the lyrics although they're pretty cheesy.
What Maria thinks: I think they're pretty ugly too, except for 1 of them. I just dunno his name lol. The song "summer girls" has a nice beat and everything but it's REALLY annoying!
No Authority
(Left to right: Ricky "G." Felix, Eric Stretch, Tommy McCarthy, Danny Zavatsky)
What Sara thinks: I used to like these guys a little..actually I still kinda do in a way, but I don't like Tommy, he sucks, I liked Josh better. (Josh left the group to be an actor or something) I don't think any of them are very cute, but their music is aight. (the song "Keep On" is awesome!! =:) ) so they're ok.
What Maria thinks: Um I know 1 guy was on "The Secret World of Alex Mack" I've only seen the beginning of 1 of their vids where a car falls from the sky...I dunno much bout them...
Boyzone
What Sara thinks: Oh gawd..don't even get me started on these guys! lets see, where to start...some of them are married, some of them have children, C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! and they still consider themselves a boy band! Their music sucks! I saw them on General Hospital a couple years ago, they sucked. I haven't really seen or heard anything from them for about a year though. Their 15 minutes of fame must be over.
What Maria thinks: I was just informed by Sara, that Steven something or other is gay..I know 1 of em is related to the B*Witched Chicks cause 2 of them are twins, and I know Boyzone is ugly, music I've never heard...I'm guessing, Irish NSync?
98º
(Left to right: Drew Lachey, Justin Jeffrey, Jeff Timmons and Bottom: Nick Lachey)
What Sara thinks: Ok, first of all, they must be on steroids or something, because how the hell can they be THAT buff? They're almost always on tour and other crap, so there's just no time to go to the gym! Nick Lachey is infected...notice how everytime they're supposed to be on TRL he's sick, 3 times he couldn't show up because of it, and once he was on there but he was sick. Drew sounds like a high school choir boy...Jeff is ok looking and Justin is apparently the gay one of the group. I have their first CD and it sucks but their second CD is ok, too many slow songs and it seems that Nick is the only one singing. I guess I don't really have too big of a problem with them.
What Maria thinks: THEY'RE MUCH BETTER THAN NSYNC! They still are a boyband, but at least they don't copy BSB fully, they are 4 guys and they sing mostly R & B, they get a 7 on 1-10 I guess.
5ive
(Left to right: Ritchie Neville, Abs Breen, Sean Conlon, Scott Robinson, J Brown)
What Sara thinks: Oh dear..they're all so cute! :o) LOL I have their first CD, it's pretty good for a band created by the person who put Spice Girls together. Plus I used to really like these guys, I've seen them in concert once, but I think they were lipsyncing. I don't really like their attitudes but as far as music goes they are ok.
What Maria thinks: I Like "When The Lights Go Out" but then again that's the only song I've heard from them. I think they're ok as far as looks go.
C-Note
(Left to right: Umm erm...the blond one is Dru...the midget is Brody, the one with his hand against the wall is David and the other one is Raul..I think?!)
What Sara thinks: AHHH!! they SUCK!! they sound so damn manufactured! Plus the blond one thinks he's Nick Carter! Look at that boy, blond hair just like Nick's, but come on! I got 2 words for these losers: AS IF!!
What Maria thinks: EXTREMELY UGLY AND CAN'T SING!!! HMM THAT REMINDS ME OF...NSYNC!!
2Ge+her!
What Sara thinks: THESE GUYS RULE!! There couldn't possibly be a better fake boy band!! It's a shame they had to cancel their show...it was so funny, but I guess I can't imagine a 2gether without Michael Cuccione. =*(
What Maria thinks: Ok, I'll admit it, I fell into MTV's trap, but how could I resist? They're just so cute! and their songs rock in the weirdist way! and Noah (Chad) is such a hottie! (even tho his family jipped me of a pic) 2Gether, Levis, and Calculus! (NOT the educational kind!)
H**son
(Name and faces bleeped out for your safety)
What Sara thinks: Hmm..what a strange fruit of the loom advertisement..
What Maria thinks: Where shall I begin? 1st off, Can we really consider them a boy band? They're hair is longer than mine! (Well they got it cut so instead of looking like an ugly version of the Olsen Twins, they're just ugly boys now) And what's with the comment they made against BSB? Do you see HANSON selling millions of albums? NO! so who gives 2..erm..uh *thinks of a nice way to say it* "pieces of poopy" if they play their own instruments.
Westlife
What Sara thinks: ok, no, stupid little boys, go back to Ireland! That song "swear it again" sounds exactly like every other boy band song.
What Maria thinks: I saw their video on MuchMusic (aka the Canadian MTV that plays videos mostly from nobody's but from some groups/artists people have heard of) I don't know what they're trying to do, but um..that's my comment, I have nothing more to say.
BB Mak
What Sara thinks: My friend bought their CD and we listened to it at the end of the school year party..it was horrible..they sound like Five on crack. Although I will admit their song "The Ghost of you and me" is pretty good.
What Maria thinks: Well...I've only seen they're one video ("Back Here") And I saw them on "All My Children" I'm tired of everyone saying "Well at least they play their own instruments" but Christian (Burns) is a cutie =)
B4-4
What Sara thinks:well, ok I don't know them well..though I'm sure I will soon enough, (thanks to Maria advertising their website) they look like shit..
What Maria thinks: Oh my...I saw their video on Much Music, during Combat Zone...1st...They are SCARY lookin' and 2nd...the lyrics to half these songs are just sick (ie: Nsync's "Digital Get Down" and B4-4's "Get Down" *You get down on me I'll get down on you, I'll do anything you want me to do*)...I mean really, think of what they're saying...look at their faces...*gag*
3 Deep
What Sara thinks: I don't know them too well, just heard their song and seen them a couple times. They suck...some of these new boy groups need to go home.
What Maria thinks: Is that the group with the 40 year old dude and hairy stomachs? Ok...1 word...1 syllable...no