You KNOW you are having a BAD day when...
1. Your boss calls you into the office on a Friday.2. Every job lead at Lockheed
leads to people who are always at offsite/getting the business/CI/etc meetings.3.
Every person you ask for job leads says;"I wish *I* had some job leads"4.
People you talk to outside of Lockheed say,"You could try company ABC. Oh, but
they laid off 25% of their people 3 months ago."5. Fellow co-workers on AFR
talk *seriously* about jobs at K-Mart.6. People in your department greet each other
with "How's the job search?" instead of "How's it going?"7. There
is a 60 minutes crew at your office door.8. (Applies to women) You put your bra on
backwards, and it fits better.9. Your ex's lawyer calls.10. You wake up face-down
on the sidewalk11. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.12. You see
the "That's Life" team waiting for you in your office.13. Your twin brother
forgets your birthday.14. You go to put on the clothes you wore home from the party
and there aren't any.15. You turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes
out of your city.16. The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like
your wife.17. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.18. You
wake up to discover that your waterbed broke; then you remember that you don't have
a waterbed.19. Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a
group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.20. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and
you have a headache.21. Your boss tells you to not bother taking off you coat.22.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.23. You wake up and your braces
are locked together.24. (Women again)You walk to work and find your dress is stuck
in the back of your panty hose.25. You call your answering service and they tell
you it's none of your business.26. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.27.
Your income tax check bounces.28. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.29.
Your pet Murph snaps at you.30. Your wife says "Good morning Paul", and
your name is John.I like the last one, hehe!! Some are funny but others are really
typical! What do you reackon?
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