NEW SWASHAGUNGA CARES LETTER. I help a pathetic loser be less pathetic.
WOMEN. I'm obviously a hit with the ladies, so I'm sharing some trade secrets with the lame and pathetic.
KIDS ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM. Rather self-explanatory.
GOLF IS THE STUPIDEST SPORT EVER It really is. Sport is stupid, but golf is the village idiot in a village of idiots... of sports.
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YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU.
Flaming donut breeder 90768236593789459's expose on the climbing divorce rates.
TECHNO IS THE ONLY THING GAYER THAN YOU. Flaming donut breeder 90768236593789459 objectively reviews techno as a music genre.
A new Swashagunga Cares letter. Some guy thinks he is a loser. I confirm this fact.
MANLINESS. Colour co-ordinating and fashion aren't manly. I explore this fact.
HOTDOG BOY! The first two episodes are up, from our resident artist, N.S Metalik
I really think you're cool: Flaming donut breeder 90768236593789459 looks at how cool you really are
TERRORISTS ARE GAY. Modern day terrorists are retards
ANARCHY. Stupid assholes, making me look bad by being categorised as a human.
The Best Page In The Universe: Also funny. Go there, becasue Maddox is simply the greatest person in the universe. Or something, who cares, just go there...
Mild Irritation..Etc: My blog. I don't post often, because you don't go there. Go there, it is great.
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