| Blonde Jokes |
| And no offence to any blondes out there cuz u know they're only jokes! |
| Q:What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A:Gifted Q:What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A:Artificial intelligence Q:Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A:You can park in the handicap zone Q:Why is a blonde like a trutle? A:They both get f*cked up when they're on their backs Q:What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? A:Darling Q:How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A:Shine a flashlight in their ear Q:Why should blondes not be given coffee brakes? A:It takes too long to retrain them Q:Why did the blonde stare at the juice packet in the morning? A:It said "concentrate" Q:What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? A:Not everyone has been in a 747 Q:Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A:(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:Put spikes in their shoulder pads Q:How do you drown a blonde? A:Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool Q:Why don't blonde's eat Jello? A:They can't figure out how to put 2 cups of water in those tiny packages Q:Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A:They have some place to rest their ankles Q:Why do blodes wear green lip stick? A:Because red means stop Q:Why do blondes wear red lip stick? A:Because red means "Oops, wrong hole" Q:Why do blondes wear underwear? A:They make good ankel warmers |
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