A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A: "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in first.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces herself. A2: Walks home.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde says after having sex?
A: Oh, who were those guys?
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's Tipp-Ex on the screen.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A: They both have a black box.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because you wash vegetables there!
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: Five, one to make the batter and four to peel the smarties.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.