A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
Q: What to do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How is a screen door and a blonde the same?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Thursday!
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up .
Q: What's the advantage to being married to a blonde?
A: You can park in the handicapped zone.
Q: If a Blonde and a Brunette both jumped off a bulding at the same time, who would land first?
A: The Brunette.....the blonde would have to stop and ask directions.
Q: Two Blondes were walking along, and came to some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks," and the other said, "No, they look like Moose tracks."
A: They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Q: What did the blonde call her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: Why did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: Because the cow fell on her.