| sound collage from A Finely-Tailored Jitbag You don't know Ann Coulter... until you've spent time with her barefoot sipping warm pigeon blood. Special guest appearance by Michael Eric Dyson (just hired to play Black Piglet in Geoffrey Holder's Broadway production, "His Name is Pooh!"). "born with a mouth" (download the CD quality MP3) |
| The only mp3 file you'll ever download with the word "pavillion" in it that's not Canadian product: "the hypnotic masterbation pavillion" (download the 128 kbs MP3) |
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| FTJ's sound work is made possible in part by a limited grant from the Factory Baked Cookie Corporation of Peoria, Illinois -- thanks guys!!! Factory Baked goodness in every single bite! |
| Factory Baked goodness in every single bite! |
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| The Ron Hudgecraft "Nudes from DisneyWorld" and the It's a small world ride are no longer available. They have been taken down at Ron's dog's largest tick's request. And there's no blog here either. |
| webmaster: Madison Michele |
| Yeah Hugo's got it going on, but who would Chavez do? The charismatic Amy Simple McPherson? What about Cynthia McKinney (in the name of poorer relations with the Bush Administration)? How 'bout Linda Moulton Howe on a starship? Relax and ask your subconscious mind: "who goes" (download the 128 kbs MP3) |
| The January "Homemaker's Bonus" sound file: "dont let this happen to your pet tuna" |
| Want more? FTJ sound collages fit with any mix compilation you may create... contact the FTJ to request more collages: tailoredjitbag at yahoo.com |
| see also: a finely-tailored jitbag available for download at MySpace |