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"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country." --E. M. Forster "Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families." --Anonymous "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." --G. Randolf "Boys are bad... they should come with a surgeon general's warning or something." --Dara "I thought I had mono for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored." --Wayne's World "I want a moustache damnit! I wanna look like Burt Reynolds." --Gummo "To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way if someone says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' You can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks." "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." "English! Who needs it? I'm never going to England." "This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before." --Beavis and Butthead "Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but then again, neither does milk." "A life is like a book, a book is like a box. A box has six sides. Inside and outside. So, how do you get to what's inside? How do you get what's inside out? Once upon a time there was a girl who lived in a beautiful box and everybody loved her." --Gia "I think it's the use of glue sniffing, mixed with death metal, and sex with retarded prostitutes. You put those things in a film, and you really can't get any better than that." --Marilyn Manson on Gummo "Can you ever really forgive, if you can't forget?" --Sex in the City "I'm from Argentina and I have crazy glue." --Vanessa "Trouble, Trouble, Trouble, Trouble" --Bethany |