| By: Tammy Note: This fic doesn’t have a specific timeline…all the DBZ characters are there…and there is no bad guy…it’s a humor fanfic involving the one and only, Android 17. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was a peaceful summer afternoon in the woods. 17 kept quite behind the bushes. “Hehe…fresh meat…”he said lightly. There was a deer oblivious to the fact it will soon be 17’s dinner. He aims his rifle. A sweat roles down his forehead. (Do androids even sweat? Well I guess if they can reproduce then they should be able to do anything a human does…) He shoots…and misses. The deer runs away. “Awww dammit!” he screams. “ARGHH!” A loud voice comes from beyond the trees. “What the hell was that? Must’ve been another accidental death. Damn humans are everywhere.” He said to himself. “Well I guess I should go and try to help…even though it’s not my style…” He walks through the forest looking at the ground in case he runs into poison ivy…it was not a pleasant experience last time. 17’s head runs into a big muscular chest. *GULP* His eyes look up into a big green face. “Piccolo! Fancy meeting you out here. I’ll just be on my way now…heh…bye! He runs away. Piccilo extends his arm and drags him back kicking and screaming. “NO! NOHOHO!!! NOOOOOOO!!” “SHUT UP SCREAMING ANDROID! Your scaring the birds. Now then, when did you decide it was a good idea to shoot me in the arm hmm?” “Well you’re a big green moron in the woods…it’s kinda hard missing you when you look like a tree!” 17 shouts back. “What the hell are you doing out here anyway?” “Well I WAS meditating. What are you doing out here?” “I’m hunting you dumbass! What the hell does it look like?” “Listen buddy if you wanna take that tone with me there’s gonna be trouble!” Piccilo threatens. “Oooh, I’m shaking in my green socks.” “Your asking for it…” “Yah?! You wanna take it outside?!” Piccilo looks at 17 dumbfounded. “We are outside.” “That was fast.” “RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” Piccilo jumps at 17 for the first attack. He picks him up and flings him on a tree. “You butthole! That stung!” He gets up and attacks Piccilo, punching him hard in the face. Piccilo lands in mud. “Argh! You got mud in my ass!” “Yah well you got twigs in my hair! By the way do Piccolo’s have asses?” “…I’d rather not talk about it…” 17 shifts his eyes to the right. “…Ooookay…lets go back to my house and get cleaned up…do you even have a place to stay?” “Stay?” “Umm…why don’t you just come live with me?” “Why?” “I have extra room dammit, c’mon my truck in down by the road.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Damn you 17! Where the hell is your car.” He shutters at the word car remembering how Chi-chi made him take driving lessons. “Just a little more…HEY LOOK A FUZZY SQUIRREL!” he chases after it. “HEEHEEHEEHEE!” The squirrel runs around in circles with 17 following it. “AHHH! PICCILO! HELP ME! IT GOT IN MY PANTS! HEEHEEHEE! IT’S TOO FUZZY!! HELP!” Piccilo roles his eyes. “Fine…after I do we’re flying to the damn car.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After helping 17 with that little incident they head back to the car. “Don’t worry Piccilo you’ll love it at my house…there’s a lot of beer…” “Beer?” Piccilo raised an eyebrow. (Or whatever that green thing on top of his eye is...) “You have much to learn my friend…” 17 turned the keys. They drive away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well that’s the end of part one…tell me what you think. ^^ |
| 17’s Unexpected Roommate |
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