| Chapter Two By: Tammy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Piccolo and Seventeen flew in the clear blue sky looking for Seventeen's truck. Seventeen was overjoyed that he finally had someone to live with; he was grinning and staring at Piccolo the entire time they flew to the car. Piccolo lifted his left eyebrow. "What the hell is the matter with you?!" Piccolo said, almost in an angry tone. "I was just wondering something," Seventeen replied, "are you twenty-one yet? Because I'm not sure if I am or not." Piccolo just stared back. "Yes I'm over twenty-one, what does it matter? I'm pretty sure you are too...all you have to do is get a state ID." "I need booze, and they don't issue people state ID's without three proofs of identification. I don't have a birth certificate...I don't even have a social security card...but wait, I think I have a death certificate, does that count?" Piccolo almost crash landed. "What the hell are you talking about?" "Well I I was /I a human before I became an android, I guess converting into an android counts as a form of death here. So do you think I can get an ID or will you be buying us all the booze?" "I don't know what 'booze' are, but I suppose I'll buy them. I have my birth certificate from when I first hatched out of my egg. People kept staring at me when I went to get my drivers license." Android Seventeen just gazed at Piccolo dumbfounded. "You hatched out of an egg?! What the hell kind of freak are you?!" "HEY! You're the freak that's half metal!" Piccolo snarled. "Shut up mutant! How dare you! At least I can EAT!!" Piccolo was appalled. "I'm appalled!" He stated. "I don't give a flying crap! Anyway, there's my truck...head for it." Piccolo landed by the side door while Seventeen landed by the driver's side. Piccolo studied the rust and scraped paint on the truck. A loud screeching sound was heard as Piccolo opened the door. He got in and shut the door behind him. The smell of rotting deer carcass invaded his senses. "Dear god Android!" Piccolo said to seventeen as he entered his car. "Why are you such a damn redneck!?" "Beats me, why do you ask?" Piccolo rolled his eyes. "Yay! Road trip!" Seventeen exclaimed as he started his engine. ----- After twenty minutes of driving, Piccolo and Seventeen finally made it to their cabin in the woods. Seventeen turns to Piccolo. "Welcome to your new home!" "Yes thank you." Piccolo said sarcastically as he gazed upon his new 'home'. Leaves were growing all over the side of the house. It was made of logs and it only had dirt for a front yard. There was a thick forest neighboring the area and only a dirt road leading to it. "Why is your front yard just mud?!" Piccolo cried. "This is where I off road!" Seventeen shouts back. "If I'm gonna live here there is going to be a lot of changes, like cleaning up. I'm afraid to see what the inside of this place looks like." Android grabbed a beer from his truck and began downing it. Seventeen lets out a loud burp. "Quit whining like a baby and get your crap and come inside." Seventeen replied. "You don't even have anything besides what you're wearing do you?" He questions. "You don't either!" Piccolo snaps. "Alright, I suppose we can go shopping for clothes or something later." Seventeen drops his can of beer and heads inside. "...and some soap." Piccolo adds as he follows the android inside. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- That ends chapter two! Please tell me what you thought! Give me ideas on what should happen next!! Come back and read upcoming chapters too! -Tammy |
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