| By: Tammy AUTHOR’S NOTE: Ok this is my first “humorous fanfic…please go easy on me…I myself don’t think it’s all that funny or great…but hey I did what I could…please email me with your reactions…metallicagirl91@hotmail.com Thank you!!! DISCLAIMER: DBZ is not mine…in case you didn’t know…. How was I ever talked into this?! Seventeen thought as Krillin and eighteen continued their lecturing. “Ok lets see now did I forget anything…oh that’s right Marron can go to bed whenever she feels sleepy otherwise she’ll throw a fit. Umm…she’ll eat anything so just feed her whatever’s in the fridge…hmm that about covers it… unless you wanna add anything eighteen.” “NO KRILLIN! We’ve been standing here talking to him for fifteen minutes! She’s a kid, she doesn’t need a step by step instructions manual on how to work her…can we please leave now?” Krillin and Eighteen are going out for the night leaving Marron with a baby sitter: Seventeen! Krillin and Eighteen walk out the door arguing leaving a confused and somewhat-scared Seventeen behind… The door shut…and the car engine started. Seventeen looked out the window…as their car pulled out the driveway Krillin and Eighteen waved goodbye and then drove away. Seventeen scratched at the window with frightened eyes as he watched them disappear. He sighed and slowly turned his head. Marron looked at him with her big innocent eyes. It almost made him wanna crash out the window and follow them. She just kept staring at Seventeen almost as if asking him for something. Her arms remained at her sides. He began to get uncomfortable. She just stared at him. He stared back with almost wide eyes. Marron just looked. Oh man! What does she want?! Food? Yes that must be it…food…hehe…how silly of me…its so obvious…food. Marron hadn’t turned away. She still stared at her disturbed uncle in curiosity. Seventeen never really spent time with her or any other kid for that matter. He began to slowly tip tow past her to the kitchen. Her head followed his movements. Eeep! He turned away and closed his eyes. Finally, he made it to the kitchen. *Whew* “Man, that was close. I almost lost it back there. Even getting sucked up into Cells butt was less nerve wrecking.” Seventeen began to raid the fridge for any hopes of good food. He found some vanilla pudding. He unsealed it. “Hmm. It appears to be some kind of a good scented mush for human consumption…well I suppose this will have to do. Everything else appears to be dehydrated. Man how long has this stuff been in here?!” He shut the fridge door and walked back into the living room where he left his nose-less niece. Her head quickly turned to him when he walked in…his eyes widened. He slowed down and approached her with caution. Slowly he reached out his hands with the pudding and the spoon towards her. She reached back. Seventeen quickly dropped the pudding, let out a small yelp, and crashed out of the ceiling. Marron simply bent over and picked up her pudding. She walked over to the couch, climbed to the seat, and began eating. Seventeen was still up in the sky in total shock. “Man! I almost made contact! I don’t know how I’m gonna get through the night. I’m not cut out for all this human nonsense.” He slowly descended back into the house. Seventeen let out a small sigh and walked over to the couch. He sat down across the couch from Marron and watched TV with her. …An hour had passed… Hehe…that bugs bunny character sure is funny… Seventeen let out a yawn and looked over at Marron…she was asleep. He cautiously stood up and walked over to her. Gently he lowered his hands, grabbed the bottom hem of her skirt, and lifted her. He was drooling and snoring at the same time. He carried her all the way to her room by just hanging on to her dress like that. After placing her onto her bed, he crept out of the room and back downstairs into the living room. He sat back down on the couch and sighed. Man, I could be out driving around now or something but NOOOOOOO Eighteen had to have an offspring. What a waste of time…but hey, now I can walk around saying I’m related to a giant walking bowling ball, I guess there’s a bright side to it. Seventeen sat back and sighed again. He glanced at the clock…10:15. He began to twiddle his thumbs and whistle. About another hour had passed, Krillin and 18 returned. Seventeen quickly stood up and walked out into the driveway where they pulled up. “Seventeen! Where’s Marron?” Questioned Eighteen. “Uh, she’s upstairs sleeping…well I gotta run…see yah around sometime bye!” Seventeen flew off. Eighteen and Krillin made their way into the house. “MY CEILING!! WHAT DID HE DO TO MY CEILING?!” Krillin screamed. “Krillin shut up!! Do you want Marron to wake up?” “Yah but-“ “I’m going to bed, we can fix your stupid ceiling tomorrow.” Eighteen headed up to bed and Krillin followed. Seventeen flew back to his house in the woods and shut the door behind him. Well that was scary. He walked over to the couch and turned on the TV. “Hey cool it’s the episode where bugs bunny goes to the house of those three bears!” “Hehe…this is cool…” …And so seventeen lived happily ever after…and who knows? Maybe one day Seventeen will have a daughter of his own…. ~*The End*~ |
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