| 'HOW THE NIMRODS STOPPED ME SINNING' BY PENCE ELEVEN MiCl001 (CD) JUL 1998. SYNOPSIS: ILL-ADVISEDLY SPENDING ABOUT £1800 ON THE RECORDING OF THIS ALBUM, PENCE ELEVEN COMMITTED THEIR EARLIEST WORKS TO DAT IN OLD DAIRY STUDIOS, O.Y.C. GALLANTLY AND AWKWARDLY, THEY PROCEEDED AT A RECKLESSLY FITFUL PACE ALONG THE TWIGS AND BAUBLES OF THEIR OBSESSIVE TWO-STEP, CAUSING NAUGHT BUT RIPPLES ON THE INCESTUOUS POND OF THEIR EXISTENCE. IN THE PROUD TRADITION OF THE BRITISH SYNTH DUO, THEY CLIPPED AND ARRANGED THE HAIRS AND SKIN-TONES OF 19 DITTIES, ATTEMPTING TO REMOVE THE IRREGULARITIES AND ANOMALIES OF MUSICAL EXPRESSION, LIKE QUEEN ON SOME POP-TRIVIA CROSSWORD, RUTHLESSLY EXTERMINATING ROGUE TRACES OF GLAMOUR. ALSO INCLUDES A DALLAS BONER CAMEO, FLASHING AS IF TO PRONOUNCE THE 2D SCREENDUMPS ON THE VERSO. |
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| 'NO RATS ABOARD THIS SHIP!' BY PENCE ELEVEN MiCl002 (3CD SET) APR 1999 SYNOPSIS: THE VERY NON PLUS ULTRA OF GENTILITY, HAWKING UP MILLSTONES ON THE ROAD TO YOUR RECOVERY, THIS 3 CD SET STANDS AS A STARTLING ACHIEVEMENT. ON THIS, THEIR SECOND ALBUM, P11 DO AWAY WITH ALL PRETENCE OF SONG-FORM AND SEND THE BUCKET TO THE VERY DEPTHS OF THE GENERAL MIDI WELL, FINDING THERE: OVER 200 TINY, INCONSEQUENTIAL MARBLES ENCASED IN A GELATINOUS FLUID OF RHETORICAL INCOHERENCE AND A 3-WEEK GAME OF MARIO KART. AT ONCE A HISTORY OF THE BAND AND THEIR DEFINING MOMENT OF OVERJOYED LISTENER DISREGARD, THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLY IMPORTANT AND DURABLE MASTER-PIECE, A JUNK EPIC BEYOND SYMPATHY, A LABYRINTH IN SAVAGE DAYLIGHT AND SO FUCKING PARLOUS THE AVERAGE GUY COULDN'T TAKE IT. |
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| 'CHRIST IS A DYING BEDMAKER (SMALLEAN DON'T HURT 'EM!)' BY PENCE ELEVEN MiCl003 APR 2003 SYNOPSIS: OK GERMANY. IT'S NOT -FINISHED- YET AND WE NEED TO WRITE ABOUT 5 MORE SONGS, BUT IT'LL PROBABLY KICK ARSE. THERE'S SOME MP3 SELECTIONS OF BITS OF THE DEMOS TO GIVE YOU A TASTE. THE WORLD CAN SEE THIS. STEVEN HAWKING CAN FAMOUS. PLUS, I REALLY HOPE THAT THIS ISN'T THE ACTUAL ALBUM COVER. I DON'T THINK IT FITS WITH THE OTHERS, IT COULD BE THE INSIDE COVER PICTURE, BUT I WANT SOMETHING MORE LIKE THE OTHER TWO, MORE CARTOONY MAYBE, ETC.. |
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