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Quotations From Women About Women
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what He can't.
Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
Stephanie Piro
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
Jennifer Unlimited
I try to take one day at tie, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Jennifer Unlimited
Thirty-five is when you fnaly get your head together and your Body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.
Sally Forth
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
10.... Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9..... The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white
8..... Crying can be fun
7..... FAT CLOTHES
6..... A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5..... Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be consiered a peak life experience.
4..... The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
3..... A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2..... Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
1..... OTHER WOMEN
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