#13   Matt "Mookie" Price   C
Another rookie in the league this year, Matt "Mookie" Price is an unkown.  He has the potential to hit some bombs and steal 60 to 70 bases.  Another part of a family connection, Matt will share catching duties with cousin Pretty Tone.  He is also a member of the Heavyweights along with Pretty Tone and Smalls.  "It is going to be nice to play some games with my brother.  He has not played since like T-ball, but I know he has the good stuff.  I mean, he's freakin huge.  Just look at him.  A real monstrosity of a man.  The other pitchers will pee their pants when he steps to the plate," the 2 Story Glory.  Playing time will be the only thing in question for Matt, as his busy schedule may conflict with some of the games.  Price has been rumored to be working in rehab for his knee to get it in shape for all the rigors of catching for Duance. "I am just glad to be part of the team.  Some may call it a bit of nepotism, but I say screw you, I'm on the team and you are not.  I am really looking forward to the season, especially with the newly instated 6 drink minimum.  I don't know who most of these guys are, and I really don't care.  I am just here to
drink some beer and kick some ass.  Good thing the management never runs out of beer."
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