First off, let's get something straight: we do not hate our cars. Well, maybe sometimes we do. All in all, we love our little yellow rockets. But for some reason, some strange, unknown reason, someone hates us. It's a very well known fact. Everything that is yellow has some connection with evil. Think about it. The detention slips in your Junior High? Yellow. The deposit your cat made on the sofa? Yellow. The color of the school bus that never seemed to run right? We know why. It was yellow.

So please, we invite you to join us in our quest to find the answer to life's deepest mystery.... WHY?