I decided that the best way to go about this would be to start with my least favorite, and then work my way up to the one who holds the key to my fantasies. So, we'll start of with Jean Grey. I have really only one comic related thing to say on this page and here it comes: Fuckin' kill her off already or don't, but whatever you do, quit fuckin' around. Commit already. Now, with that out of the way, allow me to tell you some of the many things I love about our little Marvel Girl. Goddamn it, I would be lying if I said that she wasn't the first comic character that rocked my boat a little. Back in the day when she was wearing that fresh lil' green skirt thing. That used to get me so worked up, trying to tilt the comic so that I might possibly find a way to look up her little skirt. She was so fresh. Then, through the whole Dark Phoenix thing, she had me close to ejaculation every month when I'd pick up a new issue. Especially when the costume changed into that red get-up. My God, I swear that was the only reason I was buying the comic. Just the thought of those yellow thigh high boots that she used to wear would send me into chronic masturbation fits. There was no other hot X-Men. Most of 'em were so androgenous, you'd feel gay getting wood off 'em ('Cept Dazzler....damn, I wish I had her pic for this page....). Now-a-days though, to be a female member of the X-Men, you have to be hotter than a Memphis barbique. But, at that time, Jean was the dopest chick around. That was then....
No longer is this the case though. Which brings us to Polaris. Screw the comic or anything about her background, all you have to do is realize that her hair is green. That and she has a fuckin' gorgeous ass body!! My God, there are things I would do to her that you would not believe. And being the sick, demented son of a bitch that I am, I am going to share one of these delusional fantasies with you. First of all, for the beginning of this little escapade, she would not have to remove a single layer of her uniform. I would work the hell out of her breasts with my tounge in that lil' exposed area she has. While I am doing this, my hands would be making there way all over her beautiful ass. I would have her so wet and wanting through that spandex jumpsuit thing of hers, she be screaming with pleasure wanting me to fuck her right there. But, I wouldn't. I would take her suit outfit off, and go to town munching away at her green patch of muff. I would give her a touch lashing that she ain't felt since forever. Shortly after, I'd.....Whoa, I am getting to into this....I better keep moving on....
This next one is a hard one to pick, 'cause I love Storm and Rogue equally. Actually, it depends on what kind of mood I'm in to tell you the truth. They are both so similar. Both were not always the fresh meat that they are today (Though, I actually like Storm's old black bikini type thing she had goin' for her...y'know, the one she had in 'Pryde of the X-Men?'). So, just consider them tied. Let's start this off with Storm. My Gawd is she fly!! Fuck dat, she's supa-fly!! What I wouldn't give to be a toon and have the chance to pleasure her. I've wanted her somethin' serious ever since she came back from the dead. She's got me hooked like a trout. I'm thinkin' she's got pubes to match the silver mane that she has on top of her head. Could you imagine the beauty of her 'nish if she is sporting a silvery carpet? Un-fucking-believeable!!
Rogue. Motherfucker talk about a turn around. She used to be blah....now, I would let her steal the life from me just to have a chance to smother her in a little Nate Dogg lovin'. And the pseudo-skunk thing is a major turn on. Fuckin' A I wish I was Gambit.....I would find any single way possible to mount her. Do ya think her pelt has that white streak too? Hmm....I wonder.....
Now, to idolize my favorite X-Chick.....Psylocke. Holy hell I want to find a woman who is a dead ringer for Psylocke. Talk about a fly skimmer. She is reason enough to go out and buy a copy of the Marvel Swimsuit comic. She is so fuckin' dope, I nut just thinking about her. Does a woman like this exist? I hope so, 'cause that is the girl I am gonna marry. ARRRGGHH!!! I want on her now!!!!!
Man, I wanna have a big huge mutant orgy with these girlies.... I have no clue why either. I can't find a damn reason for my obsession with the X-Chicks. But, you know, I have noticed something incredibly monumental about everybody's favorite mutent females. Each time Marvel hires a new artist to draw for the X-Men, every single X-Bitch gets bigger tits!!! I have never seen Super Heroes with hooters that fuckin' big! Mind you, I have never seen a Super Hero in my life, but if I did, I very much doubt that they would have the enormous DD chests that these girls are sporting. Now, this is not a complaint, but come on....shouldn't there be at least one flat chested mutant? Wait a minute, what the hell am I saying!? No!!