"He probably thinks Elvis is dead"- Mulder

"Three species disappear every day, who knows how many
new ones are being created"- Mulder

"Before anyone passes judgement may I remind you, we are
in the arctic"- Mulder

You're the time of person who gives perversion a bad
name" Mulder to Frohike

"Someone is always watching Mr. Mulder- Deep Throat

Mulder "Are they here?"
Deep Throat "They've been here for a very long time"

"I live for Bach"- Mulder

"So whenever he's away I feed his fish"- Scully

"That would be bad for the fish"- Scully

"Good thing it wasn't a double jeopardy question"- Mulder

"Noho on the roho"- Mulder

"Four dollars for the first hour of parking is criminal. What you
got better be worth at least 45 minutes"- Mulder

"Before I could only trust myself. Now I can only trust you
And they've taken you away from me"- Mulder

"They came Scully. The one's that took her. They were here"- Mulder

"Evidence to worthless if you're dead"- Scully

"Mulder, why are you so paranoid?"- Scully

"I still have my work. I still have you. I still have myself"- Mulder

"It's kind of hard to make an appointment when you're you up to your
ass in raw sewage"- Mulder

"You know sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask
you to bend down and grab your ankles, you know?"- Mulder

Mulder "I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses"
Scully "Well, I'm armed so I'll take my chances"

"Good, I didn't want to have to tell Skinner that his suspect was a giant
blood sucking worm"- Mulder

"Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted"- Mulder

"Do you believe in the existance of extrateristrials"- Mulder

"Oh isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded"- Mulder

"I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me"- Mulder

"The guy obviously needed a longer vacation"- Mulder

"You gotta love this place everyday's like Halloween"- Mulder

"Agent Mulder believes we are not alone"- Scully

"If we ignore them do you think they'll go away?"- Mulder

"Do you relize how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one person has
pulled it off, Elvis"-Mulder

"Bring you mittens"- Mulder

"Mulder. You may not be who you are!"- Scully

"One of the luxury's to hunting down aliens and genetic mutants, you rarely get
to press charges"- Mulder

Mulder "I'm sure I locked it"
Scully "Must be an X-File"

"Ten to one you can't dance to it"- Mulder

"Mulder you keep unfolding like a flower"- Scully

"Mulder, do I detect a since of skepticism"- Scully

"Hold on to your hats Scully, cos your gonna love this"- Mulder

Scully "There's something up there, Mulder"
Mulder " Well I've been saying that for years"

"I'm going back for a little looksy"- Mulder

"I didn't know you believed in ghosts Scully"- Mulder

"I'm afraid to ask what kind of hand did you grow"- Scully

"That guy in the ugly suite is probably CIA"- Mulder

Scully "Those lights the driver saw may have been swanp gas"
Mulder "Swamp Gas?"
Scully "It's a natural phenomenon in which phosphene and methene rising from decaying organic matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame"
Mulder "Happens to me when I eat Dodger Dogs"

"He's being put into power by the most heinous and evil force of the
20th Century"- Lone Gunman
"Barney?"- Mulder

"Oh brain sucking parasites"- Scully

"Come on Scully. It will be a nice trip to the forest"- Mulder

"I told her that it would be a nice trip to the forest"- Mulder

"Do you think they would have taken me more seriously if I had worn
the grey suit"- Mulder

"You can get the next mutant"- Mulder

"Why is it still so hard for you to believe?"- Mulder