Bumper Sticker
of the Day

• Time Flies Like An Arrow
  Fruit Flies Like Bananas
  October 31
• Experience Is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It
  October 30
• There's a Fine Line Between Fishing and Just Standing on the Shore Like an Idiot October 29
• We Are Born Naked, Wet, and Hungry
  Then Things Get Worse October 28
• Pride is What We Have, Vanity is What Others Have October 27
• If a Man is Talking in the Woods
  and There is No Woman There to Hear Him,Is He Still Wrong?
  October 26
• Puritanism: The Haunting Fear that Someone,
  Somewhere May Be Happy October 25
• Hermits Have No Peer Pressure October 24
• Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps October 23
• Lead Me Not Into Temptation...
  I Can Find The Way Myself October 22
• My REALITY CHECK Bounced October 21
• What's The Number For 911? October 20
• The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Horse Oct 19
• I Live On A One-Way Dead-End Street October 18
• How Much Deeper Would the Ocean Be
  If Sponges Didn't Live There? October 17
• Whenever I Think of the Past, It Brings Back So Many Memories... Oct 16
• The Problem With the Gene Pool, Is That There is No Lifeguard Oct 15
• The Grass Is Always Greener on TV October 14
• Women: Can't Live With Them, Can't Force Them Into Slavery Oct 13
• The Severity of the Itch is Proportional to the Reach Oct 12
• According to my Calculations, the Problem Doesn't Exist. October 11
• The Colder the X-Ray Table, the More of Your Body That Is Required On It. October 10
• Why Be Normal? October 9
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism October 8
• If Only Men Could Be As Satisfying As Chocolate October 7
• A Closed Mouth Gathers No Feet October 6
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR October 5
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Oct. 4
• My child was inmate of the month at the county jail October 3
• Keep Your Laws Off My Body October 2
• Don't blame me. I'm only doing what my Rice Crispies told me to do. October 1

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