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A Tribute to a Great Man.
Chef has just led the South Park Dodgeball team to a World Title. Congratulations Chef!
His Songs! Here are ther lirics for all of his Songs.
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Cartman gets an Anal Probe
Chef- I'm gonna make love to you woman , I'm gonna lay you down by the fire and carress your womanly body. Make you moan and perspire. Gonna get thos juices flowin. We makin love baby Love baby love love love love love BABY!
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Weight Gain 4000
Chef- Oh Kathy Lee , How I love to lay you down and lick every inch of your body with my tongue. Kathy Lee you're my sexual fantasy. How bout you and me get it together and make sweet love!
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Volcano
Chef- Hmmmm baby every time that we kiss , Hot Lava. Every time we make love there's lava , Hot Lava. Lava's so hot it makes me stiff. lava's so warm and red and wet lava HmmBLBLB!
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Big Gay Al
Chef- You've got to hold your football like you would hold your lover, Gently , Get Firm. You want to be both nurturing and cleaning at the same time. Oh Yea. Just like making love to the Football. Gettin naughty with the football. Hmmmm spanky. Ever so gently. Spanky.
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Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Chef- Let me show you boys what I'm talkin about. Tonight is right for love. You know I wanna touch you where the lights don't go. Tonight is a right for love , Love Gravy. Expressin love so sweet. I wanna keep you burnin like a dog in Heat. Tonight is a right for love, Love Gravy. Ladys and gentlemen Mr. Elton John.
Elton John- Oooo tonight. Oh it's a right. Ooo tonight is right for love , Love and Rythym.
Chef- Thank you Elton. Tonight is right for love, Love Grraaaavvvy!
Death
Sorry but chef doesn't sing a song in this episode.
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Pink Eye
Chef- I'm gonna Make Looove even when I'm dead. My body might get cold but it's always warm in my Bed. Make Love , don't you be afraid. Just because my heart ain't beatin doesn't mean you won't get laid. Yeeeeeeee Heeeeeee
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Starvin Marvin
Chef- Today you fight for your City. You fight for your honor. These turkeys will continue to push until they have taken everything from us. These voiced up turkeys freom the crestatious era can take our lives but they can never take our freedom.
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Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo
Chef- I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log , I'm gonna love you right. Baby I'm gonna get your heart and silence your night. You'll be hearing angels sing when I'm sliding off your bra. I just can't wait to jingle your bells and Fa La La your love because it's christmas and that means it's Christmas.
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Damien
Chef- Let me sing you a little song. We're all special in our own ways. Everyboby's different but that's Ok. Because even though we might have different color skin. Different points of views bein tall or thin. It doesn' t mean I can't lay you down woman and touch your silky skin with my love deep inside you where no man has ever been. Rub your leg, Caress your thighs.
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Tom's Rhinoplasty
Chef- Nobody could take your place , No way they could match your face , No. got it going on and away ... so clear. I just want to buy you a beer. Uh maybe tonight at 7:30 or somehting, I was thinking I could pick you up in my car. No substitute, No substitute for you. No substitute. No baby theres no substitute , for you girl. No substitute for you now. You know that it's true. No substitute. Theres just no substitute for you.
Mecha Steisand
Sorry but Chef doesn't sing a song in this episode.
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Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Chef- When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man. Actually sometimes a man doesn't love a woman but he acts like he does in order to get some action. The magic starts to happen and the two take off their clothes, that's right. They caress and touch each other until the part of the man grows. They roll around and now things are really startin' to get hot. And the man say I love you, and the woman says "Hold on a second I got to go to the bathroom." So you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait.... and you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait... and while you're coolin' down and shes still going to the bathroom. Finally she comes back and she says "Baby I'm gettin' hot." And that's when you gotta jab her foot and pump her full of............
Cartman's Father Revealed
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Ike's Wee Wee
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Chicken Lover
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this eposode.
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Conjoined Fetus
Chef- Ooooo baby come on. Just whooped in the ass. You gonna need some cream for your ass. It's all filled with red.
The Mexican Starring Frog of Sri Lanca
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
City on the Edge of Forever
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
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Summer Sucks
Chef- Baby you know you're the girl for me and all that I want to beeeee. You and me, and her simultaneous. You and me, and you and you simultaneous loving baby two or three. Heh heh Simultaneous. Oooo thats right.
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Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
Chef- Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a pick, pick me up just put my balls in your mouth. Ooooooo suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls. Put em in your mouth Put em in you mouth put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em.
Chicken Pox
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Robert Ebert Should Stay off the Fatty Foods
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Clubhouses
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Cow Days
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Chef Aid
Chef- Chef Sings Stinky Britches but I could only find a sound file with a few words.
Spooky Fish
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Christmas with Charlie Manson
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Underpants Gnomes
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
Prehistoric Ice Man
Chef- Sorry but Chef doesn't sing in this episode.
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