Collette Reardon
Listen to Collette
"I'd like to get some prescriptions filled"
"The lady prescribed the patches"
"That's MSSSS. Reardon, Heartbreaker"
Collette sings "Little Pink Houses" while she loads up her pocketbook with Tinactin
Collette Reardon is played by
Cheri Oteri
On NBC's Saturday Night Live!
Collette Reardon is everyone's favorite junky! She spends most of her time at her local pharmacy. She stays busy popping pills, such as Fiorinal & Diazepam. Fiorinal is a kickass combo of analgesics and barbituates. She doesn't enjoy the holidays because of her acute anxiety. Her body is covered with the patches that the lady prescribed! She doesn't drive much any more, she gets rides with her buddy Dr. Steve Longshoe. He practices medicine over on the Reservation
Ms. Reardon has had prescriptions filled since October 24, 1998.
Updated on December 19, 1998
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