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| Ross "Sanjay" Elliott |
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| Name: Ross Elliott Nickname: Rosco/Sanjay Favourite Alcoholic Beverage: San Miguel Best Known For: Shagging in-animate objects and Pedrof Slag Rating: 2 Eleanor’s Slag Rating: 10 Notes: If Ross had not come on holiday, there would have been no humour on holiday. For it was his Mum, Eleanor, who bore the brunt of the jokes, with his sister occasionally being slagged too. This constant abuse, both verbal and on occasion sexual (Chris wasn’t getting much then), drove Rosco to becoming an alcoholic. A lightweight alcoholic, but an alcoholic nonetheless. Often he would sit on the balcony late at night and try to stare through the blinds of the neighbouring apartments, then despondent, try his hand with the local prostitutes before giving up and trying his last desperate lines on the Four Fife Females. This meant Rosco turned to the other members of the group for his sexual needs, but not before he went up on stage dressed as the Indian from the Village People and stretched (really stretched) his vocal chords. He then staggered home and shafted the still sleeping Slim. Quotes About Rosco: “Your Mum’s a slag!” Rosco’s Quotes: “Oh Sanjay, penetrate me with your steaming Kebab of Light!” And “Stop slagging my slag of a mum.” |
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