1) Most of my drinking is done at work (Site ID: 10)
Gubner George Bush Jr. recommends you fite the impulse to submit to lib'ral subliminable (see sublimnobobble) messages by visiting the ads and homepages clustered ici by the inimitable PooOBvious, who finally takes the reigns of his own site. (Compare Pooo's level of creativity vs. the rest of the ring -- no short wonder he's the administrator. Noh!)
2) Whenever peoples talk, I try to look intersted... and wonder what I can get off 'em (Site ID: 11)
a screaming disoriented time with digital collage artists Crock Bosquer, "Flap" Quibble, and Trixie Peeces as well as host site for GUZPRO Publishing, home of Drachen Fliegen and Ant Blum, Phee Calkern, and Carl Kensey Ubershue. Not for the strong of breath.
3) Television prison visions (Site ID: 20)
Flip flip flip, sixty channels of affirmation of the vapidity and evil of man's universe now that Gawd has left us to our own. See TV as it will be when the Prisoner Way explodes into the veins of the mainstream.
4) I Shot Britney (Site ID: 30)
Dedicated to writing wrongs or wrong writing. From the field of literature comes a wildfire. Reappropriating pieces stolen by another fiction site on the Internet. Written and edited by B. Jean Spears. Subjective in nature.
5) One too many hits off the wrinkle (Site ID: 21)
Pilly Popper says it's psychedelic punk metal. Everyone else says it's about conquering the mildewy smell in the basement with toasty tube amps and a natural funk only work can work up. (Actually, this band is defunct. So this qualifies as a classic rock site now.)
6) I can't keep my powder dry when I have Satanic Muppet Lice (Site ID: 12)
My mom and I used to fight over what I was to wear to school. Until I killed her. The insurance paid off providing me with a dowery, with which I married the drummer from the Satanic Muppet Lice. Then I slept with the bassist, and he had crabs too. I divorced the bassist and took up with the lead singer, which was convenient as we all lived on the same bus anyway. We weren't touring: this was all happening parked in a junkyard. That's where I got my first dog, who is slated to become my fourth husband (his credit rating rocks!).
7) Weapons Grade Webpages: serious joint (Site ID: 13)
Begins with a collage series developed from a pic in the liner notes of a box set. A lazy afternoon getting high on the porch. Pages transition themselves.
8) Learning pilsner (Site ID: 22)
It's all in the mix: country novelty, the girl who ran outta clean underwear and clean thoughts, psychedelic punk stoner metal satire... I would say waltz on in, but if you do we'll kick your ass. (WARNING: This product contains Satanic Muppet Lice, a carcinogen of unknown potency.)
9) Harv Beagle's highway pics (Site ID: 31)
A late-season replacement for "The Second Coming" (which never quite got on the ground, so to speak), Harv Beagle continues the rich tradition he started with his Hardyawn Towers series. Features Florida panhandle travel destination pics (US Highway 98) and the Tuscaloosa Bypass system in Alabama.
10) ALATower backroads and highway photography (Site ID: 32)
ICQ webpages from Harv Beagle's backroads, water tower, highway construction, signage, and roadside attractions pictures. Photos mainly from Alabama and east central Mississippi. Giant JPEG formats from various digital photographic sources. Perfect for the two-lane blacktop addict.
11) SeAmingly Undone CE (Site ID: 33)
Despite prohibitions in the Bible against them, the VP welcome the words of one Blogster. Quotha:
"Surprisingly, Eye (erm, I) due (do) kNot do drugs.
I just (juts) like tWo have a little fun."
Modify your language skills or just sign the guestbook.
12) Low res shots of women in bulky sweaters (Site ID: 15)
Nobody knows the trouble they have yet to see. A second set of collages by Sidnoi Phyllis, this time with fewer aggravating popups! We begin with a series of shots from directly inside the mouth, related to the mouth, done with mirrors.
13) Gorbachev in Overalls: now I've been oggled by them all! (Site ID: 24)
A joint project of the Got evaporated Milk? and VerpacktesFleisch Web Rings, Gorb brings you the pics that link to the sites. Remedial English 066 spelling words included. Get with Gorb just to say you've done it!
14) Southside Barbekue and Brews (Site ID: 16)
The Southside is fulla freaks... and who am I to not rock the boat!?! Eats, drinks, khhhh -- we got it here. The site of a dedicated Metal Head tennis fan banker. Nobody else has so much.
15) Spider veins go with grits 'round here (Site ID: 26)
An ICQ Hottypotamus shoots his mouth off against the porn spammers. Britney Spears? Hell, I want to see Dixie Carter doing the dishes, bitch. Look at a bunch of pictures? I could do that with my grandma. This is ICQ with an interrobang!? (No offense to Christina Aguilera's mom -- I would her and her spider veins, too. I love a woman that smells like a dish rag and medicated salve.) Support support hose by visiting my site.
16) Mr. Blu Foosball (Site ID: 17)
Video capture from the amateur traveler who never talks to anyone except with his eyes. Not recommended for the blind or ADD/prostate set. (TEMPORARILY UNHOSTED)
17) The Workplace modifier (Site ID: 27)
Cleanse your workplace of the boring normal and close-minded:
music to drive any Journey fan
from the room. The Guess Who? Why would I want to? Boston? Wasn't their greatest hits a 45? Phil Collins? I'm sorry, I'm not ready to retire from living yet... Listen and submit your music. MP3.com radio from Mr. Observant.
18) Hardyawn Towers (Site ID: 19)
From Movie Star lingerie manufactured in Mississippi to S&M bevies in Bessemer, a site of pics both oddball and bucolic from southeastern highways. Also ma batch of quality links to national highway sites, my friend.
19) Ricky Martin's Career Counseling (Site ID: 29)
Ricard Martines edits a series of experimental pieces joining prose, poetry, and seemingly random web quotations and picture snags. Includes an effective frufru smell for the truly complete subjective experience. Authors featured: Karen Brian Brain, "Ontario Donny" Schlitz, Norm Avalon, Curtis Tight, Kenny Fliegen, and Dr. Claud Arthur Carlson. Ever expanding like pants.
20) The Sid Phyllis feeling (Site ID: 1)
Sid Phyllis does it like no one of his generation does: with the lights on! Collage, collage, collage -- choose from categories like "celebrity shockers!", "the abstract made unreal", advertising, filth... Sid's got it, and he's willing to share!
21) the finger pointing society (Site ID: 2)
A couple of "poems"? Prose experiments? Definitelty a few ridic pics. A presentation of ideas always in flux. Jiggle it, taste it, lemme know. Or walk away scratching. (TEMPORARILY UNHOSTED)
22) Rationale competent miscarriage (Site ID: 3)
Mostly a place to drop my photos and a few dozen collages, to make a smart remark, watch jerks vandalize a message board... Kinda the gutter on in 2-D and it never comes a gullywasher to clean this crack out! Shots from southern highways, a few celebrity takes, and The Show Bird Journal -- unique and infested. The real goo.
23) George Foreman's locked doors & windows (Site ID: 4)
Just what it doesn't sound like! An open door on a cobblestone street, you lean into the wafting stream of a pot roast escaping perhaps... C'mon in! Minnie Pearl's not using the hat rack -- take yers off and show off that shiny scalp! Experimental forms of writing and a few pics to go along with the confusion. Confusion: the tar concentrate of inspiration.
24) Bane of your Existence (Site ID: 5)
Bane gives his all, pouring out his recent life's story (bleech!) and presenting a smattering of his watercolors, which actually blend sarcasm with romantic longings. Krumlen Bane is... "good people". He's usually up for a chat, romantic or just passing time sharing.
25) All my socks is dirty (Site ID: 6)
Prime example of am website trapped in stasis due to the difficulty of building in the America Online system.
