Are you gonna eat that?

Oh yeah. This is the Granpappa's Papa page of ranting. so sit up pay attention, and keep your hands where I can see them. There will be a quiz.

Tuna of the Land

Ok if tuna is chicken of the sea, would that make chicken tuna of the land? No. Which proves my point that nothing makes any fucking sense. Which is why my toast keeps burning!! but it never burns when anyone else does it! WHY GOD?! when do I get to have my toast?! huh?

The eternal question.

no no no! its not "who let the dogs out?" or "wheres the beef?" its "Are you gonna eat that?"  Just think about it.. I know you won't!! but in the mean time.. Are you gonna eat that??

My Momo

Why does no one ever relize that it is MY momo, and not yours? It belongs to me and you cant touch it! STAY AWAY!!!!

Why won't it quit??

Ok, so I'm sure if anyone has ever watched tv, or been ruthlessly assaulted by an intervert (thats not introvert its internet pervert) you've heard the phrase "a butt/body/etc that just won't quit" why won't it quit? what was it doing in the first place? does it run a website? do I have competition? is it a talking ass? well that still falls under competition for me.