Well, after much careful thought and hard planning (lmao) I have decided to dedicate this page of my site to fun things (Warning: my idea of fun is somewhat warped, lol)Many of which will have been donated to me from different sites, different people or may be sites themselves... enjoy!
Jokes
"It takes a big man to cry, But it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."
"Due to Government cut-backs the light at the end of the tunnel is being switched off !!!"
"A dyslexic man walked into a bra"
Tricks
Chocolate Maths
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (More than one but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (For Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50
I'll wait while you get the calculator.................
5. Add 1751...
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
7. Now add 1 if you have already celebrated your birthday in the year 2002.
You should have a three-digit number...
READY? ----------------------------------------
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week. The next two numbers are ........... YOUR AGE!
To think about
How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything,wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?
Do fish sleep?
Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?
If God created everything, and He knows everything ahead of time, why did He create Satan?
Do pigs pull ham strings?
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
How do you throw away a wheelie bin?
What do old men need long ear and nasal hair for?
Why are things typed up but written down?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
What does OK actually mean?
Why do we feel blue? and what colour does a Smurf feel when they are down?
If you are on a plane travelling faster than a bullet and you fire a gun from the back will the bullet reach the front, will it do nothing or will it come out of the back of the gun and kill you?
Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
How come no matter what colour the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Sites
Perpetual Bubblewrap
Online Rubix Cube
Insanity Test
If you have any comments and/or helpful suggestion, or would like to submit some of your own Creativity, please feel free to email me at: beaty_dude@hotmail.com
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