SHOWS
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11-24-01 at Next G with Seven Stories High
As promised, we returned to rock out once again. We practiced three times for this show... THREE. We played "I Am Woman Hear Me Roar" twice. We also Played "We Must Have Blood" by The Dwarves. We had a blast. Suprisingly we did not suck entirely,only a little bit. Tommy told everyone a great story. You'd remember it if you heard it. It was great to see everyone again, and I'm glad to see that we can pull together more shows without too much preparation. Come Christmas, we'll be back again. Muchos Gracias to Emelie for pictures, Tucker  for video, Helen Reddy for writing "I Am Woman Hear Me Roar"  and Jim Reed for taking 80 pictures of us and giving them to us on 2 disks. Random but cool.
8-13-01 at Next G with Lil Kop Killaz and Darius Axis 
         
   Our Final show before college and most wacky show to date. We started the evening with the smashing of an acoustic guitar, a direct offense to hippies and whiney sensitive guy rock. We debuted our new non album song, "Pizza" and played "Rock Show" by Blink 182 twice and acted like the guys from Blink 182. How convenient that my name is Mark (Hey Mark! Hey Mark!). We were gonna close with it, but then added an impromptu closeur of the Rotten Condom classic "Satanic Boof Train". The insanity left me\ with a bump on the noggin thats kinda swollen today, and I got to climb up on thelight things at next g. William put his ass on Micheal Owen. Jason ran outside. William ended up housing the guys from Darius Axis. They were cool guys. The Secks ended with a bang. I wish we had another year of high school to keep playing. We'll be back on holidays. I promise
7-17-01 at Next G with Lil Kop Killaz and Silent Friction
         
Yaaaay! Our pre-warped-tour Tuesday night show. We messed up a lot, but had a lot of fun and joked around more than ever. We played some of "Beautiful Pain" [by Whytehog, Duh] and got good reviews from Lizzies friend Eric, who made me feel good by complimenting us, and Jake, who said we were a "mix of Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and punk". I guess thats a good combination. Our first and last show with Raul, our second guitarist, who we murdered after the show. If you dont know what I'm talking about, then you werent there. Thanx to Adam Diehl for videotaping, Woody for letting us play on a Tuesday Night, and all the other bands for playing on a Tuesday night.
6-30-01 at Next G with Silent Friction, Dustt, and Boss Bingham
           
We got to headline this one, which ended up being dumb seeing as how we played last. The other bands were good, and Silent Friction watched us and got all rowdy. I think the other 2 bands thought we were hot shit because we were headlining and they were from outta town. Boy were they mistaken. We sang the Vandals' Happy Birthday song for Cody, Coe and Whitehog. Cody was the only one there. Thanx to the Westminstah motherfukka posse [especially my sister, Sara, who told me to put her name on this] for coming. James Patton rocks for dancing. So does Adam Diehl and Jamie Atkinson, who bought cheap, solid colored Wal Mart mesh hats to match ours. Southern Rock Forever.
6-8-01 at Next G with Breakdown, Davis, and Silvero
        
  Its been a while so I really dont remember this one. James Patton came. He danced sexy too. What a badass. Thanx to Adam Diehl for videotaping again. I really dont remember this one so if anyone else has more to say, email me. Breakdown Rules.
4-20-01 at Indienet with All Grown Up and
Whytehog

          
Our first show with William! We got to grace the
same stage as Wesley Willis and countless forgotten others.
The guys in All grown up were really nice. I think a band
called "Pictures Can Tell" were gonna play, but they were
from Salt Lake City and couldnt make it or something.
Whatever. We were gonna make big posters for the show
with "420" written on them all
big but lost interest. Oh well, i
guess thats what an upbringing
of TV will do to you.
3-2-01 at Gentleman Jim's with Slimy Sloths, Dirty Sanchez, Sombreo of Death, and Monkeys of Fortune 
      
We played in Murfreesboro. It was fun. Thanx to the singer of the Slimy Sloths for asking us to play, and to the five people who came to Murfreesboro to see us. You know who you are.
11-25-00 at Next G with VEiN, Plaster, and 7 Second Delay.
        
Our First Real show. We did really badly, but i chugged a pint of chocolate milk after our last song. What a show, eh? People went crazy when we played "Bulls on Parade". I think we played like four and a half covers. God we sucked. Apologies to anyone who came.
5-3-00 at MBA Freshman Mixer with Whytehog
           
Shit, I'm sorry. This one's stricken from the record.
We had a week to make a show out of one song. So we  ended
up with 3 original songs, one joke, and some covers. Thank Christ we played for only 20 minutes. I almost puked from shame afterward. Apologies, Seriously to anyone who came to see us.
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1-4-02 at Next G with Hard Knox, The GC5, and Hudson Falcons
    
Originally thought to be  scheduled for the second with Brazil. We went crazy because we were tired. We played last and the other bands were really cool, especially The GC5. New song which is yet unnamed was played for the first time. I didn't know the lyrics yet. Sorry, I'll get those next time. Also very very sorry to Brazil for rescheduling so soon, and to Melissa and her cousin for playing last. Damn, we really have a lot of apologies to make. Woody told us, "When I die I want you to play at my funeral". Bitchin'. No pictures will ever come up from this show. ever.