Andross won't have his way with me!
16/8/02 - An update - does anyone remember what one of those is?- GWH
Oh, oh, look! New stuff! First and foremost - that is, with the most fore - is a rather spanking contribution courtesy of Alastair "HappyBob" Craig, who's not actually a 'Ziner, but should be a shining inspiration to you filthy lot.
(Note to self, stop offending patrons)
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, anyway. It's a nice little article, which I've cunningly archived here. Go read.
Also on the old agenda, the Staff section has been given a new look. It's been hanging round my harddrive for some time now, but I've only now got the inclination to actually include it. Youknow how it is with these things. You can use the link in the navigation bar, or if casting your gaze over there will leave you dazed and confused, then simply by clicking here. SRD's page is still deviant, but then that's business as usaul, really, isn't it?
And finally, on a less dynamic note (always good to end on), I've patched up LMC's rather iffy HTML and restored this page to it's former glory. "Huzzah".

The Duck has returned uneaten from his trip to Frenchie-land...
16/8/02 - Wasn't my fault, you never saw me, you can't prove a thing!! - Satan's Rubber Duck
Heya all the loyal Twidgery fans!!! I have returned from my holidays!! (OK, so I returned long time ago, I'm just very slow at doing stuff...) Well, I am not sure how this place is going to work now :( . The other day, not too long ago, our lovely Seaneen, and that other person, the fishnets wearing one, well, the three of us were feeding The Greblit, and.... sob.... it's such, such a tragedy, sob. They, they slipped, slipped and fell..... I'm sorry, I'm overcome with greive. Sob. They, they are no more in a fit state to operate a computer... well, I don't think The Greblit's belly has internet access somehow. So, until one or the other takes the trip through The Greblit's... back passage, yer stuck with me. Sorry folks.
But look on the bright side! The almighty ponce is out of our way! Finally! I have waited for this day for months, years even. TOTAL CONTROL OF THE TWIDGERY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yes. Ahem.

"Some people call this theatre education- I call it AIDS in a van..."
11/7/02 - I was dead, but I got better- Little Miss Clara, the Tubby Little Titwitch, Seaneen, Steve Pemberton's Chin
Huzzahs and hello! Been a long time since I have graced this hallowed pages, and that is due to the fascism of BT, though right now I'm in Karl's, but at the moment he's enduring some ritualistic torture for that crack he made about sleeping with the writer in the 'Zine Soap, Episode 4.
Anywho, I have written an episode as well, and I will be back soon, so expect to see more of me. But not that much more.
Can I also say that SRD is a lovely wee addition to the Twidgery, which is the BEST 'Zine site (erm, apart from Kilty's obviously*)and if anyone else wants to write for us, except newbies who dare not bother me with their crap, then get in touch with SRD or GWH, as I'm none too friendly. Sometimes. Always.
Til then, hope everyone out there is alright, and take lots of care yadda yadda! Much love, LMC xxx

*Except that it is.

The sacred moments of silliness
11/7/02 - Eh? Soap-me-do? Again? - GWH
Now here's some old, obscure stuff... my own contribution's to World of 'Zine's soap pages, which have never been posted on the net before (thanks to me being too late sending them off to Kilty...). Previously only gazed upon by a select few (those who I forced them upon over MSN, that is), these two golden oldies can now be read in a special, omnibus edition of the Alternative 'Zine Soap!

One day mother'll die, and I'll get the money
8/7/02 - Soap-me-do! - GWH
Why, is that the fourth episode of the Other 'Zine Soap I see on the horizon? Why, yes it is, squire.

Whistling in the dark
6/7/02 - A really proper contribution, not least because I can actually spell contribution - GWH
*Yawn, stretch*
I've been tidying things up a bit recently; introducing the word "consistency" to a few pages, making the place look a bit nicer. In addition, I've also lumped things into various sections; the Other 'Zine Soap and SRD's thing with the long-winded name are now to be found in the 'Ziners' Writings bit, for example. Hopefully these sections will become more useful (and, er, relevant) as time wears on.
And, speaking of the Other 'Zine Soap, I've also re-written it in HTML, so all you Word-less cronies out there can now read it. And watch out for the concluding parts, on their way veeery soon, you lucky dogs!

Ta daaa!
3/7/02 - Introducing... - SRD
YAY!!!!! Tubby Little Titwitch has given me permission to place my story upon these hallowed pages! Yay! So here is the first part: just click here! Please read it, and enjoy! And make the writing appear on the teapot pictures, I took a long time with them.... (yes, I know I need a life).

GWH goes on and on and on...
20/5/02 - A proper contirbution... - SRD
OK, as I can't be bothered waiting for Yahpoo Pagebuilder to load (maybe I shouldn't slag Yahoo when they're hosting us... ooops), I shall have to add a link here, until I can find a decent computer which is semi-fast, to my new biog page. Like GWH's and TLT's, but better. With my very own background. Here's the page: it's right here.
And, I suppose you think that was funny, Galder, with the edit of my update. Yeah, very funny. :P

The cosmic ballet goes on
20/5/02 - Yet another layout change - Galder Weatherwax's Hat
The subject tag explains it all, methinks. Apparently, LMC's none too fond of frames, so there's more for me to be getting on with. The more cynical may think she's just trying to excersise any authority she amy think she has over me, keeping me under the boot or whip or whatever... truth be told I quite like that kind of thing anyway so there's no huge problem...
Ahem, anyway, back to the point. Chances are most of the existing pages are going to be transfered from their horrible Pagebuilder-constructed tables into nice, proper HTML over the next few weeks. Then again, chances are I'm lying through my arse. Either way, it's not overly exciting.
And finally, SRD, this site is, and always shall be, a creation of LMC's and mine, which I shall continue to contribute to for quite some time now, because I'm an annoying pain who won't put things down, so sit down, shut up, and take note of how proper webamstering should be done. Officious little pirrick.

Hello, all my new subjects...
18/6/02 - I'm the new guy here... (from the new Ruler) - Satan's Rubber Duck
Now, when the ex-owner has quietened down over there... Hello all you beautiful people out there! And the ugly ones too! (I'm not biased.) I am yer brand-spanking new owner! No, not the brand-new spanking owner, so take that look off your face Seaneen :P
Well, now I'm here, we can get down to buisness and make this into a good site. Not that I'm saying that Galder's effort was rubbish.... wait, yes I am. Oh well.
And, as the Tubby Little Titwitch plugs her site in every, and I mean every e-mail, I shall plug mine: The SRD Group. I am gonna get killed now for sure. Sorry 'Neen!
PS - I am a big gay.

Not quite bloody dead yet...
9/6/02 - Back once again (from the Renegade Master) - Galder Weatherwax's Hat
Dear Christ, I leave the Twidgery alone for one update and already the layout's gone to toss... please take note of how the updates were intended to appear, dear, the last wishes of a fleeting Webmaster are so important, I do find...
And quite frankly the suggestion that SRD will be as wonderful as I was is ludicrous.
And, while I'm at it, moof.

Death of a supernaturalist
9/6/02 - A change of hands (not literally, mind) - Little Miss Clara
The Twidgery has undergone radical changes!
Galder Weatherwax's Hat has moved on to solo projects, and no longer owns the Twidgery with me. *sobs* But we have found an equally competant replacement: Give it up for... SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK! We hope he'll do a great job with the site, cos if he doesn't, I'll kill him.

The Twidgery lives!
12/5/02 - Rippin' off the Rubber Chicken's layout - Galder Weatherwax's Hat

Huzzah! After literally a while of absolutely no updates at all, the Twidgery is back on track with a new (yet strikingly similar) look! This revolutionary new layout will allow the following amazing new features:

• Several pages and trinkets of the old site disappearing for a grand while while in transit!
• A permanent navigation bar to the left that'll remain there even if you click on a link to another site because I can't remember the command to make the links open in a new window! (A little help here would be muchly appreciated, by the by...)
• And much, much more!