John
Nickname:none

Title: skinny boy

Class: Master of Cheekiness

Attacks: Bare Chest, Annoying Image Macro, Goon Rush, Tragic Past Tale, Awkward Silence

Physical description: 5'8", 8.5 stone, brown hair, brown eyes

Birthday: August 8, 1984

Favorite color: dark red

Shampoo used: anything that's around the house

Likes to wear: combat trousers and a t-shirt

Bath or shower: long hot showers

Underwear worn: tight boxers and boxer-briefs

Favorite bishoujo: his mistress

Favorite way to lure in the girls: using his smashing good looks and his cheeky British charm

Favorite anime: Zeta Gundam

Theme song: "Maybe I'm A Lion" by the Black Mages

Special talents: not getting eaten by sharks, can eat anything without gaining a pound

Wishlist: a girlfriend, preferably his mistress