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Fub ! Ffej ! Nivek!

And so it was written, there in that bathroom of released tension, that hence logged shit was spawned.

For those of us who don’t speak stupid, here’s a translation: A group of friends of mine gathered our efforts and created a shit log so that our shits may life in infamy. The Shit Log is a very complicated document, so you may want to research the specific types of shit before you actually read the log itself.

Here is a briefing:

  • Ghost Shit - The type of shit where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the toilet paper, but you can’t seem to find any shit in the toilet for the life of you.

  • Clean Shit - The type of shit where the shit is obviously shit out, and you can see the shit in the toilet, but there’s nothing on the toilet paper.

  • Wet Shit - The type of shit where you wipe your ass a good fifty times, but it still feels unwiped so you stick toilet paper between your ass and underwear to prevent skid marks.

  • Second Wave Shit - The kind of shit where you’ve successfully taken a fat relieving shit, you pull your pants up to your knees, and realize you have to shit some more.

  • Brain Hemorrhage through Your Nose Shit (Aka Pop A Vein in Your Forehead Shit) – The kind of shit where you strain so much to shit it that you practically stroke.

  • Iceberg Shit - The type of shit that is so long in length that the tip of it sticks out of the toilet water.

  • Richard Simmons Shit - The kind of shit makes you lose thirty pounds.

  • Corn Shit - Self-explanatory.

  • Drinker’s Shit - This is the style of shit after a long night of heavy drinking. It is most noticeable when the worm from the tequila bottle is floating in the drink.

  • The “Gee, I wish I could Shit” Shit - This is the type of shit where you want to shit, you pray that you shit, you do your usual shitting ritual, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a lot.

  • Spinal Tap Shit - The kind of shit that hurts so much you swear it’s leaving you sideways.

  • The Wet Cheeks Shit or The Power Dump - This is the kind of shit that exits so fast and powerfully that toilet water gets splashed on your butt.

  • The Mexican Shit - A class all in its own.

  • Anonymous Shit - The kind where the odor of the mess creeps out of the restroom, and through the ventilation shafts making the entire building near evacuation. (Notorious in bowling alleys and large parties.)

  • Constipation - This is the type of shit where....it's not a shit at all! Nothing happens! No farts, no shit coming out.

  • Swiss Shit - Holy shit.



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    Smell Factor Name Date Type Commentary
    2 Mit 1/26 The Hemmorage Shit "Hemorrage in my ass." "Oh hold me now I'm bleeding...In my ass...In my ass...In my ass again!!!"
    9 Nivek 1/26 Drinkers Shit Holy Shit I don't remember seeing that worm in the bottle
    7 Nivek 1/27 Anonymous Shit No Comment