Now for the G's and the H's . . . Gloop Glop God Bless My Underwear Green Speckled Frogs Green Trees Grey Squirrel Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes Hello, My Name is Joe Hermie the Worm Hey Ho Hooka Tooka Gloop Glop Gloop glop went the little green frog one day, Gloop glop went the little green frog Gloop glop went the little green frog one day And his eyes went gloop gloop glop! Now you know frogs go La di da di da, La di da di da, La di da di da Now you know frogs go La di da di da They don't go gloop glop! Grrr! Grrr! Went the big brown bear one day Grrr! Grrr! Went the big brown bear Grrr! Grrr! Went the big brown bear one day So they all went Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! But we all know bears go huggy-huggy-huggy, huggy-huggy-huggy, huggy-huggy-huggy We all know bears go huggy-huggy-huggy, They don't go Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! Wiggle, wiggle, went the little green worm one day Wiggle, wiggle, went the little green worm Wiggle, wiggle, went the little green worm one day So they all went wiggle, wiggle, wiggle! But we all know worms go squishy-squishy-squish, squishy-squishy-squish, squishy-squishy-squish We all know worms go squishy-squishy-squish They don't go wiggle, wiggle, wiggle! Swish, Swish, went the little green turtle one day Swish, Swish, went the little green turtle Swish, Swish, went the little green turtle one day So they all went swish, swish, swish But we all know turtles go Kow-a-bunga dudes! Kow-a-bunga dudes! Kow-a-bunga dudes! We all know turtles go Kow-a-bunga dudes! They don't go swish, swish, swish! Splish, splash, went the little blue fish one day Splish, splash, went the little blue fish Splish, splash, went the little blue fish one day So they all went splish, splash, splish! But we all know fish go na-nee-na-nee-na! na-nee-na-nee-na! na-nee-na-nee-na! We all know fish go na-nee-na-nee-na! They don't go splish, splash, splish! God Bless My Underwear (tune of God Bless America) God bless my underwear My only pair Stand beside it and guide it Through every rip, every hole, every tear Through the washer And the dryer And the clothesline Back to me God bless my underwear My only pair. Green Speckled Frogs Five green and speckled frogs Sat on a hollowed log Eating the most delicious bugs-yum yum One jumped into the pool where it was nice and cool Then there were four speckled frogs! (etc, etc) Green Trees Green trees around us Blue sky's above Friends all surround us In a world filled with love. Taps sounding softly Hearts beating true As we all say good night to you Day is done, gone the sun From the lakes, from the hills, from the skies, With each living, burning ember There's a friendship to remember As we say our last goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Grey Squirrel Grey squirrel, grey squirrel swish your bushy tail Grey squirrel, grey squirrel swish your bushy tail Wrinkle up your funny nose Grab a nut between your toes Grey squirrel, grey squirrel swish your bushy tail Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes And eyes and ears and mouth and nose Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes Ankles, elbows, feet, and seat, feet and seat Ankles, elbows, feet, and seat, feet and seat And cheeks, and hair and teeth and brows Ankles, elbows, feet, and seat, feet and seat Hello, My Name is Joe Hello, my name is Joe And I work in a button factory I have a wife and a dog and a family One day, my boss came up to me and said, "Joe, are you busy?" I said, "No!" "Then push the button with your right hand" Actions: At the end of the first verse, pretend you're punching a button with your right hand's index finger. Then repeat the chant, adding your left index finger. Then one foot, then both feet, then your head are added. Final action is to collapse as if exhausted. Hermie the Worm Sittin' on the fencepost Chewin' my bubble-gum (chew-chew) Playin' with my yo-yo (whoo-whoo) When along came Hermie the Worm And he was this big So I said, "Hermie, baby, what happened?" "I ate me breakfast" (repeat: lunch, dinner, dessert, burped) Hey Ho Hey ho, no body home, Meat nor drink nor money have I none Yet I still be very very merry Merry indeed Rose Rose Rose Rose When will I see the wed I will marry at thy will sire At thy will Ding dong, ding dong Wedding bells on an April morning Carve your name on a moss covered stone On a moss covered stone. Hooka Tooka **Hooka tooka my soda cracker, Does your mama chaw tobaccer? (YEEEEESE she does!) If yer mama chaws tobaccer, Then its hooka tooka my soda cracker. Red, or green or rocky road I say (repeat three times) Promenading in green, bum, bum, bum ** Who do you love, who do you love I say (repeat three times) Promenading in green, bum, bum, bum ** A | B | C | D-E-F | G-H | I-J-K | L M-N | OPQR | S | T | U-Z | Graces