There are only three W's in the U through Z section . . . we'll have to work on that one! Watermelon Wish, I Oh!! Wishy Washer Washerwoman Watermelon Watermelon, watermelon How it drips, How it drips Up and down my elbows Up and down my elbows Spit out the pits (ptuh!) Spit out the pits (ptuh!) Wish, I Oh Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh, I'd slippy and I'd slidy Over everybody's hidey Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh, I wish I were a little mos-ki-to Oh, I wish I were a little mos-ki-to Oh, I'd itchy and I'd bitey Under everybody's nighty Oh, I wish I were a little mos-ki-to Oh I wish I were a little can of beer Oh I wish I were a little can of beer Then I'd go down with a slurp And I'd come up with a burp Oh I wish I were a little can of beer Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. I would slippy and I'd slidey, Over everybody's hidey. Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. I'd ooey and I'd gooey, Under everybody's shoey. Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange. Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange. I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, Over everybody's shirty. Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange. Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. I'd go down with a slirp, And I'd come up with a burp. Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. I'd go bitey, bitey, bitey, Over everybody's hidey. Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. Oh, I wish I was a little English Sparrow Oh, I wish I was a little English Sparrow Oh I'd sitty on the steeple and I'd spitty on the people Oh, I wish I was a little English Sparrow Oh, I wish I was a little striped skunk Oh, I wish I was a little striped skunk Oh I'd sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze Oh, I wish I was a little striped skunk Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea Oh I'd swim nudey nudey nudey without my bathing suity Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea I wish I was a little onion, Oh, I wish I was a little onion, Oh, I'd burpy and yelly, Inside everybody's belly, Oh, I wish I was a little onion. Oh I wish I were a little candle flame, Oh I wish I were a little candle flame, Oh I'd be so very bright, and I'd go out every night. Oh I wish I were a little candle flame. Oh I wish I were a little safety pin, Oh I wish I were a little safety pin, And everything that's busted, I would hold until I rusted, Oh I wish I were a little safety pin. Oh I wish I were a little kangaroo, Oh I wish I were a little kangaroo, Oh, I'd hippy and I'd hoppy inside my mommy's pockie, Oh I wish I were a little kangaroo. Oh I wish I were a spoon of Castor Oil, Oh I wish I were a spoon of Castor Oil, Oh, I'd lubricate the chassies of all the lads and lassies, Oh I wish I were a spoon of Castor Oil. Oh I wish a were a little water bed, Oh I wish a were a little water bed, Oh, I'd wobble and I'd wiggle and make the sleepers giggle, Oh I wish a were a little water bed. Oh I wish I was a tin of baked beans, Oh I wish I was a tin of baked beans, I'd go down as a clump, and come back as a lump, Oh I wish I was a tin of baked beans. Oh I wish I was a little green latrine, Oh I wish I was a little green latrine, I'd smell out all the camp, especially when I'm damp, Oh I wish I was a little green latrine. Oh I wish I were a little foreign car Oh I wish I were a little foreign car Oh I'd go beepy beepy beepy down everybody's streety Oh I wish I were a little foreign car Oh I wish I were little girly scout Oh I wish I were little girly scout I'd go tramp tramp tramp through the boy scout camp Oh I wish I were little girly scout Oh I wish I were a little slippery root Oh I wish I were a little slippery root I'd sit upon the trail and knot everyone on his tail Oh I wish I were a little slippery root Wishy Washy Washerwoman Down in the jungle where nobody goes There's a wishy washy washerwoman washing her clothes She goes Oh aah Oh ahh That's how the washerwoman washes her clothes O-walee a chah A goochie goochie goo O-walee a chah A goochie goochie goo That's how the washerwoman washes her clothes Yeah! A | B | C | D-E-F | G-H | I-J-K | L M-N | OPQR | S | T | U-Z | Graces